Mal Brough, pensive
By the power vested in me as a former Queensland pleece ("police") officer, an ex-MP, and minister in the Howard government I take the opportunity to say cooee and have a good old dogwhistle to the members of the Queensland LNP.
None of us are poofta-bashers, those days are gone.
But take a look at this fella. He had us fooled for a long time I admit, 20 years or more. He's done the dirty and he's gotta go to make way for talent, such as meself
Why, this bloke told me he left the door open, to the shower
Well it sounded good, in the party room