Sunday, December 16, 2012
Fresh on the heels of Bob Diamond's stunning string of performances at the Libor Club see the Barclay twins, proprietors of the London Daily Telegraph - the voice of the establishment - as a pair of dancing condoms from the island of Sark
They are puttin' on the Ritz, At the Ritz!
"We're not takin' the piss!
We're not bein' SARK-y"
Posted by liberty at 8:47 PM
Monday, December 10, 2012
Sunday, December 2, 2012
Ian Duncan-Smith, British minister for transferring public pension funds to crony corporations, and post-Soviet billionaire Rinat Akhmetov confer over the modest dinghy of the well-known(and much loved) unemployed football fan Roman Abramovich
Posted by liberty at 6:35 PM
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
At the cannibal court of King Dave Cameron, observe the unspeakable in full pursuit of the inedible
In the absence of traditional bloodsports like fox hunting, let us join Ian Duncan Smith and sharpen our teeth to Eat The Poor
We are revolting!
Posted by liberty at 3:20 AM
Friday, November 23, 2012
Thursday, November 22, 2012
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Hairshirt Harry, get your hard hat on! The Tony Abbott superman transforms in the confessional booth. "Bless me Father, for I have sinned"
He confesses to his guru
Cardinal George Pell - Well keep it between ourselves
Quietly transfer the offenders, close ranks and defend the Church.
Posted by liberty at 4:38 PM
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Saturday, November 3, 2012
Evolution is the enemy of faith. So it's divinely provident that Paul Broun of Georgia sits on the the Science committee of the US Congress, ready to exorcise lies from the pit of hell
As he says "I have data that shows the worlds is only 9000 years old".
Posted by liberty at 10:51 PM
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Saturday, October 20, 2012
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Tony Abbott's altar-ego Hairshirt Harry turned his visit with Indonesian President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono
into a Catholic meditative retreat. Why give yourself a headache talking policy?
Better to give SBY the benefit of some hairy wisdom in the form of his book. It records a spiritual journey towards government, with a lot of fights and confrontations and chases and stuff
Did Harry find time to give Nat Rothschild counsel?
Posted by liberty at 5:17 AM
Friday, October 12, 2012
Listen up, little monsters
Bashar Assad looks like the walking dead, but that won't stop Bob Carr. Bob never deals in hypotheticals, only "we'd know the conflict has evened up if there is a major defection... sounds brutal and callous, perhaps an assassination combined with a major defection"
Why stop at Bashar. The state has many enemies, within and without.
Julia Gillard conceives a fiendish plan
But a caution: "Don't knock Alan Jones. When I was premier of NSW, he was my best mate."
Julian Assange torments US donkeys and elephants, flaunts his bunga bunga in the embassy. The free world is a laughing stock. We need brown-eye points from the Americans. Every man his own septic tank
ya baby, educating Lady Gaga about Ecuador, and giving the public the means to exercise its right to know what governments do in their name
Posted by liberty at 7:21 AM
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Monday, October 8, 2012
Glenn Stevens to Senate estimates committee
At the time we thought: what's a dong here or there. I was a nong, but there you go.
Australia's trade rep was having it off with the local bagman from the Vietnam's ministry of public security, who paid out millions in 'commissions' from Securency
Posted by liberty at 9:16 PM
Saturday, October 6, 2012
Vladimir Putin loves his animals
Barack Obama is pissed off - No publicity stunts during my re-election campaign
Papa Crane leads his flock south
past spooky NATO radar installations
Papa Crane's children are threatened by NATO missile defense
Back at Control HQ, in the cone of silence, O'Bummer showcases his latest hat:
"My force shield shall protect you"
Over in Afghanistan, no force field protected 8 marine Harriers lined up at Camp Bastion
As Anders Fogh ('fog') Rasmussen says: this is not a retreat, this mission will be a great success as long as we are careful to define success as we go along
Posted by liberty at 12:17 AM
Thursday, October 4, 2012
More good reasons to abolish the AWB(!): Meet Ivan Glasenberg, head of Glencore - the global commodity trader created by Marc Rich. As Ivan recently said, current global grain shortages are good for Glencore as it will create opportunities to generate superprofits through speculation
One of Australia's richest, whatta bloke
Posted by liberty at 9:42 PM
Saturday, September 29, 2012
John Key has to admit: $10 million in New Zealand bonds was a very good investment. I apologize to all New Zealanders (and all the other millionaires with residency)
When the US Justice Department says 'jump', administrations around the world say, 'how high?' In an important case like this police don't bother to adhere to the law, gets in the way.
It's a terrible shame when the 'guilty party' can afford decent legal representation
Entertainment industry racket:Eric Holder walks into Megaupload and smashes all the fittings, then informs his competitors - "you see the value of protection"
Posted by liberty at 11:42 PM
Sunday, September 23, 2012
Animal rights activist Cory Bernardi brought the Marriage act's treatment of 'Animal Love' front and centre this week. Liberal party activists are over the moon. Animals in the ranks can finally get married. With the new amendments, not only people and corporate persons, but all animal life can now marry into polyamorous unions as they please
Chris Pyne thinks it's icky, though that's par for the course with him
Do you, gentle Amoeba, take this corporate behemoth for a spouse, and will you, Macquarie Bank, honour and protect your protozoan companion? Will you both take Malcolm Turnbull, to have and to hold? Don't mention Goldman Sex...
Father Hairshirt Harry, officiating at the ceremony . Tony Abbott was nowhere to be found...
Posted by liberty at 5:53 PM
Saturday, September 22, 2012
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Out oozes the financial genie, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney: "I'm no bullshitter. I have magic underpants"
"I tell you the truth: 47% are redundant. They think they're entitled to food."
That's a stinker! What do Wall St bulls eat?
What next, lipstick on a Republican pig?
Posted by liberty at 12:34 AM