Sunday, September 23, 2012

Marriage vows: Liberal party beastiary

Animal rights activist Cory Bernardi brought the Marriage act's treatment of 'Animal Love' front and centre this week. Liberal party activists are over the moon. Animals in the ranks can finally get married. With the new amendments, not only people and corporate persons, but all animal life can now marry into polyamorous unions as they please

Chris Pyne thinks it's icky, though that's par for the course with him

Do you, gentle Amoeba, take this corporate behemoth for a spouse, and will you, Macquarie Bank, honour and protect your protozoan companion? Will you both take Malcolm Turnbull, to have and to hold? Don't mention Goldman Sex...

Father Hairshirt Harry, officiating at the ceremony . Tony Abbott was nowhere to be found...

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