The negotiations are going swimmingly. Jeroen Dijsselbloem blithely whistles up a tune
Oh, how I love money
Mummy, money, for me
Christine Lagarde of the IMF thinks Greek Minister for Games Yanis Varoufakis is infinitely charming (Really!)
Angela Merkel has had a succession of Greek toyboys, who have always been so accommodating, George Papandreou was only kidding when he called a referendum, making a jole at his own expense, amd Antonis Samaris always had some lovely wine and a big fat joint waiting for her whenever she dropped by.
So this unmannered oaf Tsipras is quite a shock to the system, I'm scared he'll start rifling through my purse. Where's Sarko, at least he waited till he thought I was asleep