Saturday, September 27, 2014

Bugsplat - My little hammer


The cares of office weigh heavy for President Barack Obama, no-one could begrudge him his little hammer as he stands in for Undead Secretary of State John Kerry


 Bugsplat, no big wars, but plenty of guts on the windsheild


Tuesday, September 23, 2014

IPA poetry masterclass


Don Rumsfeld has been brought out by the Institute of Public Affairs to instruct Chris Berg in the finer points of poetry and torture as described in the Gitmo field manual, the known unknowns of an alien probe from a fossil-fuel baron,


Feel the power of Wall St Bullshit 

Saturday, September 6, 2014

Eric Abetz


The Jokester: Sloppy Joe Hockey


Half a wit and half a raconteur, Jokin Joe Hockey can't resist his own genius.

The poor don't drive cars, or if they do they won't get far.  They'll be sitting on the side of the highway cause they've run out of petrol. Hahahar, isn't life funny sometimes?

Friday, September 5, 2014

Ebola nurses


Under-equipped nurses at an Ebola treatment centre somewhere in West Africa.

Why don't John Kerry and Julie Bishop take a few minutes out of the great game and put some resources into this epidemic before it gets further out of control, rather than devoting them to destabilising some countries, and bombarding others?

Tell the IMF this war aint over ...




Tell the IMF this war aint over till I fill my numbered account

No wonder Poroshenko is on drugs, with Vladimir Putin in one ear suggesting he could be in Kiev in 2 weeks, and Arseniy Yatsenyuk in the other.

Yats is shouting, screaming, and, worst of all, pouting


Oversized hand on his heart

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

The Chocolate Soldier's War


Plant a tree

Fertilise it with blood and bone.

Tony Abbott would like to thank the Ukrainian regime for the Australian bodies they have so kindly delivered.

In return we agree to declare the black boxes and air traffic control records top secret. Not that anyone has anything to hide



Meanwhile, ll innocent like, Vladimir Putin waits at the negotiating table, as troops not under his command turn the tables on the battlefield


Voodoo dreams. 

John Kerry, foreign minister of the Undead States of America fills Poroshenko's head with narcotic visions of the army of hell sweeping all before it with the Chocolate oligarch himself in command.

To sweeten the deal he mobilises  advance battalions of orcs, but never quite enough to prevail



Back in the world of Realpolitik Angela Merkel and Putin decide how to divide the praline to their mutual satisfaction