PM Scummy Promo

 

The LNP and Australia continue their dirty protest against the world. Here's the latest excrement hyperactively smeared around the cot, creating a shitty roadmap to the New Jerusalem.

Scott Morrison, come on down. (Where the bloody hell are ya?)

Our Gladys

 

Gladys Berejiklian

Bananaby and FrankenLatham

 

Barnaby Joyce and Mark Latham make their contribution 

Keating deboned

 

5 years of supping on Australia's sewage, to keep us safe, draws lines in your face. Peter Dutton has just realised something tastes like shit

Jared Kushner

 

His wife Ivanka has described him as a mutant, and she's a member of the fascist Munster clan. Welcome to the family

MT Gargoyles

 

Was it something Malcolm Turnbull ate on the sewer tour, sampling the drugs in the povo electorate's excretions? Engaging with the public is such a chore .

Faced with their heads turning to stone, the Turdball Canape Team exercise enormously, work around the clock pulling faces

 

The LNP's favourite Pissing Boy sculpture, Christopher Pyne

Sewer Tour

Do the unemployed take enough drugs, or eat enough shit? What about the good old Aussie battler mum and dad investor? After much debate and delay the much anticipated national LNP sewer tour is underway, taking gourmet samples from outlets around Australia and providing sober analysis

 

Barnaby Joyce has a keen whiff of the nation's shit in his nostrils. Of course he wants more. He wants to understand what's in that stuff, and send it emojis

 

The Prime Tax Evader Minister smells his finger. What gravity?! Call a Royal Commission into Bill Shorten! And give me some of that shit

The core of the parliamentary working group,was chosen for their expertise

 

George Christensen always has a glass of Australia's piss on his desk, for anyone to sample

 

Tony Abbott knows the benefits of eating shit and drinking piss.  If you need a diver to locate a lost suppository, Tony is THE man. So let's get down to to business, let the sewer tour begin!

 

Peta Credlin gasps - look at Tony! 

This is just the beginning.