Sewer Tour

Do the unemployed take enough drugs, or eat enough shit? What about the good old Aussie battler mum and dad investor? After much debate and delay the much anticipated national LNP sewer tour is underway, taking gourmet samples from outlets around Australia and providing sober analysis

 

Barnaby Joyce has a keen whiff of the nation's shit in his nostrils. Of course he wants more. He wants to understand what's in that stuff, and send it emojis

 

The Prime Tax Evader Minister smells his finger. What gravity?! Call a Royal Commission into Bill Shorten! And give me some of that shit

The core of the parliamentary working group,was chosen for their expertise

 

George Christensen always has a glass of Australia's piss on his desk, for anyone to sample

 

Tony Abbott knows the benefits of eating shit and drinking piss.  If you need a diver to locate a lost suppository, Tony is THE man. So let's get down to to business, let the sewer tour begin!

 

Peta Credlin gasps - look at Tony! 

This is just the beginning.