Monday, July 13, 2015

Type A Personalities

Whatever happened to KRudd and his Labor Party Stooges

What are we reduced to? The A-Robb rapping out all the A-holes around him?

Barnaby Joyce's face on the coinage, gives twice the marketing value, the farmers get bulldust to fertilise their land, and China gets coal, and Gina Rinehart gets to sing an aria in a shower of money, all with her Barnaby on it.


Welcome to Country.

It's a song celebrating the redemptive catharsis of burning hydrocarbons, turning the land into an ethereal gas

Brain-damaged Jesuit and Australian PM Hairshirt Harry has chafed at the lycra full bodysuit he has been confined to, and plotted a way to make an entrance in the budgie smugglers he loves, and here he is, wedgying all his colleagues in a friendly gesture of love

And the fat lady sings

Is that a marine gastropod in your um... pocket? Or are you just pleased to see me

My children don't understand me ... they have this enormous sense of entitlement and I can't, for the life of me, see where they got it from

Sunday, July 5, 2015

Our ABC, or, when He smiles everyone smiles with Kim Jong Un

Kim, his wife, and the North Korean propaganda apparatus love the Alqaeda Broadcasting Corporation. And the affection is returned, so much so that he is now producing news broadcasts with ABC stalwart Andrew Bolt

Andrew has such great ideas, and he loves to wave the flag, even if he has to adopt a disguise