Thursday, November 28, 2013

This is not an arsehole



Tweeting Joseph Goebbels wannabe Mark Textor

I can smell my people at work.

I'll have no truck with Filipino porn stars

Plenty of Sri Lankan snuff movies are available



Rajapaksa does not direct snuff films(but he could if he wanted to)



Diplomacy isn't for twits  - what did I say?



The boss: the militant abbott of a brothel

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Introducing the Theremin - James Clapper and No Such Agency hack Dick Cheney's heart






Here's news - Dick Cheney has a heart - with the wireless disabled.



because you never know might happen when some punk on a base somewhere gets hold of the controls

 



Joel FitzGibbon's dream car

Seems like a long time ago now

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Vintage Republican

Interactive Mounted Be-Responsible Colostomy Bags

Imagine one of these suckers on your dashboard(guaranteed not to leak!). They can't take out the garbage or anything, but they speak. They have a personality.














Monday, October 7, 2013

Diplomatic incident not cricket


PM Hairshirt Harry (you may know him as Tony Abbott) went to Jakarta to win SBY's compliance with his winning personality and the bond they share as authors.

But it didn't work out.



Julie Bishop (next in charge in an army of clerics).
Where's our electoral honeymoon ?




Scott Morrison has no idea. He's in a bunker in Cronulla somewhere, defending the Shire.  The Daily Telegraph will save us!



Saturday, September 28, 2013

Weapons of the decadent West


Sergei Lavrov: What hideous new offense against humanity is this?

Tony Abbott: In the right place sheilas are a bit of alright

Jamie Dimon - the infinite pain of a banker




Harvard Political Economy 101

A Wall St whale is too big to fail and too rich to jail

And so misunderstood -  people cast aspersions causing them infinite pain

Friday, September 27, 2013

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Hail PM Wingnut, the loverat


Tony Abbott takes special interest in women's issues, starting with his deputy, Julie Bishop. Who else has a girlfriend with laser eyes?

And who could forget him serenading Julia Gillard



Sunday, September 15, 2013

G20 jokers with Robama


The drones on Syria - When we're done with all this we should write a book on the conduct of foreign policy

Drones: Barack Obama, David Cameron and some Swedish model



Kerry of the Undead, wearing the State Department's garland of skulls, releases the tomahawk of wisdom

Don't you defy me Robama



Meanwhile Putin announces that Russia has hacked and landed an advanced American drone in St Petersburg

Sunday, July 21, 2013

I need a cigarette


Lynton Crosby, Johnny Howard's old campaign director from baby overboard days is now Lord Dodgy Dave Cameron's chief electoral strategist, as well as representing Philip Morris and some fracking concerns. 

Of course, he's not a lobbyist(Bwahahaha)


Monday, July 15, 2013

Markets R unreal, OK. Tyrannosaurus Rabbit speaks

The wisdom of right-wing politics, as explained by the his worship, Tony Abbott



CO2 is invisible and a market in it is unreal. Think about it!

On the other hand, most Australians prefer to be punched in the head by me. We have research, and that's the only research that matters.

While we're here: Ladies, do your bit for Australia and make love to an abbott, with the blessing of a bishop. Your little Australian will be an ornament for George Pell.

Now that's a market in real people, sold by someone to someone else. Nothing evilly abstract about it

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

They call him the KRudd


MC Kevin Rudd
and his band of
ALP Stooges

DJ A-Albanese - loops, sequences and beatings
Joel FitzGibbon is bass
Bill Shorten plays cutthroat rhythms
Penny Wong keys
Jenny Macklin vocal harmonies

and Bob Katter on guest triangle

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Murdoch on Blair


Doddery divorcee Rupert Murdoch fulminates at the country club. 

Next wife: the daughter of the guy who makes exercise equipment for the undead

My Favourite Murderer : Obama in Africa

More drones, more reruns of the kill-list on TV



Mandela lies on his deathbed, and the Jackal circles, seeking his mantle. The rhetorical emoting of Barry O'Bomber

 

Fall of the Brothers


 Faces from the second Egyptian revolution - "the People want the fall of the Brothers!"


Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Fat fingers of evil, or Playing with Americans


Hey, Ed Snowden, come over here Ed Snowden




General von Clapper of the Gestapo says this has doen immeasurable damage to US intelligence

"But it's just a littke thing"




Vlad Putin loves playing with Americans, what else would he do with that KGB training? Wrestle tigers and girls all day?, pah!




Dr Evil Fatfinger of the NSA. Think evil and copy everything

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Neoliberal hands of bane, Turkish style




We will be at the necks of the provocateurs and terrorists,
and noone will get away with it.

At the Istanbul tear gas festival (on a global tour)

I Erdogan out of here

but check out Mitt Romney's hands of bain

Friday, June 21, 2013

Blowback



Salafi style political football, with Turki al Faisal

Saturday, June 1, 2013

The Naked Truth, slightly garbled



Barnaby Joyce isn't fiddling around in fallen angel Gina Rinehart's back pocket.

So says the Supreme Council of Virtual Space (Qld division)


 The Iranian Supreme Council won't like this, revolutionary bare breasts storming Heidi Klum's kitsch beauty contest

Like Tony Windsor says, "breastfeed revolution, even in Tamworth"

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Tom Waterhouse


A thoroughbred. With bloodlines like his what else could we expect?

An empty-eyed Modigliani with a hairy neck?