PM Hairshirt Harry (you may know him as Tony Abbott) went to Jakarta to win SBY's compliance with his winning personality and the bond they share as authors.
But it didn't work out.
Julie Bishop (next in charge in an army of clerics).
Where's our electoral honeymoon ?
Scott Morrison has no idea. He's in a bunker in Cronulla somewhere, defending the Shire. The Daily Telegraph will save us!