Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Tom Waterhouse

A thoroughbred. With bloodlines like his what else could we expect?

An empty-eyed Modigliani with a hairy neck?

Monday, May 20, 2013

Lavrov- Kerry Romance

Kerry of the Undead and the Abominable Nyet-man getting it on?

Only if it's in the interests of Exxon and Gazprom

don't fuck with the KGB(or the FSB)

[note overtight suit like in a good spy-novel]

Today I do not wrestle tiger

Instead I summon this fool secretary of state Kerry... I keep him waiting several hours, but then his own CIA is sabotaging his peace proposals.

So funny, my head expand like Soviet weather balloon

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Putin spanks the UK

The Russian president gets a special grip on David Cameron's liberal core

"I do not wrestle with tiger today"

Osborne observes

"I'm sorry Dave. I can't let you do that, Dave"

David Cameron

(neo-infantile gurgles)