Sunday, May 14, 2017

Erotic Selfie from George

Do pets grow to look like their masters?  If billionaire opera diva Gina Rinehart put on George Christensen's brown safari suit would anyone know?  

It's a tad impertinent to declare his love on the cover of Good Weekend, showing off his whip ... but what a heart beats beneath that pock-marked redneck exterior!

$2 a day
is all I will pay
Do as I say
obey -  or I fire!

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Rubber Chicken - the Boneless Head of Peter Dutton

Hubble Bubble
Vibble Vobble
Pulsating and deboned 
Peter Dutton dreams of the throne 

Thought bubbles
Lock up children
Human flesh
A barbeque on Parliament steps

Friday, March 10, 2017

Another Pouting Banker

Thorburn of NAB endures a ritual flogging with a wet lettuce leaf in federal parliament

Sunday, March 5, 2017

Making Climate Great Again

President +realDonaldTrump  (well, Hello Donald, what big hands) takes an inaugural official flight on Broomstick One to make the climate great by fixing gas pumps to the Arctic. A bunch of Secret Service Agents  around him playing quidditch.

It's gunna be the best climate. Sad

Thursday, March 2, 2017


You can tell Australia is a great country from the serene gaze of 2 of our leading political hearts and minds - the agile and innovative face of Pauline Hanson

and the divine pout of Cory Bernardi who is definitely not dreaming of marrying his animals

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Heat monsters strangle the Polar Vortex

And drive out the cold. This is derived from a typical temperature anomaly map from the 2016-2017 winter.