Tuesday, December 20, 2011

EU magic pudding - the musical

Introducing Merkozy's hairdresser, narrator Dave Cameron and his chorus of imbeciles, with everyone's fave Gordon Brown as an inexhaustible EU puddin'. Bunyip Merkel and Barnacle Sarkozy need to keep a good hold on him if they want a free lunch.

And Goldman Sachs has been brought in to disguise an indigestible plot, and steal the sauce.

and Llloyd the slippery penguin ...

They tour the world, singing songs, and dispossessing the people

Next Up: Big Dave's Wonderful Gherkin

Monday, December 19, 2011

our nuclear pope

The Catholic discourse of Martin Ferguson
Nuclear energy is green. Translation: Nuclear energy is our best hope to keep power generation in the hands of a corporate elite

Friday, December 2, 2011

cultural operations system - wack ops command

 A funny thing happened on the way from the Pentagon to Foggy Bottom - torture became not only legal but mandatory. Without torture there is no truth

what, me worry? 

 Get ready for the alien probe! Biometric examination and classification
There's a wealth of information in your fingertips. Of course your fingers will be destroyed(for the benefit of science and the triumph of democratic values)