Tony Abbott girds his loins with his Aussie Aussie Aussie undies and charges at the dispatch table
Thursday, November 10, 2016
This is a buzz this is the greatest buzz - President-Elect Trump to Breitbart as he welcomes a new form of Presidential transport straight out of Area 51 which yet represents a return to tradition. The first Official flight to be from the Capitol to Salem on inauguration day
It's powered by negative thought so it really burns. I'm going for a joyride
The events in the US are so funny Vlad Putin can't stop laughing
Laughing so hard his head is bouncing around the Kremlin. Can't wait to get commemorative teatowels made, and babushka dolls, and ....
Posted by liberty at 8:26 PM
Monday, October 31, 2016
Jamie Packer's whale hunting has come to nothing despite all the shark netting around Barangaroo - the harpoon exploded in his hands. But look what he did land, Mike Baird, the leading real estate agent in Hell, seen here selling beachfront property by an ocean of Grange, or is it blood?
Posted by liberty at 7:36 PM
Monday, October 3, 2016
Barnaby Joyce is not a happy man.
It's not just what windfarms do to him personally, it's a matter of national security
Pull out the lagerphone, it's time to get serious!
Like Hamlet, the dead man is out walking with his friends, the heads of his friends - Arthur Sinodinos, Mal Brough, and Mitch Fifield.
There is only one thing to do. Malcolm Turnbull must grasp the instrument and dance up a storm
Our PM speaks in crosshatched waffle - if you listen you can *hear* the Turnbull tartan in the drone
Keep the sacred fires burning at Hazelwood and Eraring. Infernal wind machines sucked a hellish cold blast from way down south - look what happened in SA?
Shakety-shakety-shake shake woohoo woo, see the chief witch doctor play his lagerphone and sing to his anthracite fetish, the Black Jesus of Wahroonga.
Hunt and cunt compared? One is unfairly maligned, the other is a prick
Posted by liberty at 7:35 PM
Saturday, September 24, 2016
Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Thursday, September 15, 2016
Wednesday, September 14, 2016
Thursday, September 1, 2016
George Christensen strides on stage and sings
We are the Pirates of Brand Ar$e
A polished knob on the Senate floor -
Brandis QC himself, with an opinion
Kathy Jackson locked in a remote tower
All she needs is some CO2
The chorus of Lignite and Anthracite
Coal is Good for YOOOOOu
(Thanks to Craig Kelly and Tony Abbott)
Shorten, I can't place my majority, do be so agile as to go and find it!
Posted by liberty at 11:32 PM
Saturday, August 27, 2016
Saturday, August 20, 2016
Saturday, August 13, 2016
Thursday, August 4, 2016
Amerika! Donald Trump is coming! Do you want to be around with all that shit oozing from his, er, wherever?
Hear all the guffaws and smirks emitting from Putin and the Kremlin. This is more fun than pantsing Mike McFaul.
What is this talk of colour revolution? Of weaponising democratic process? Ask Hilary about that, if she's not to busy seeking the Republican nomination for president
Posted by liberty at 5:56 PM
Saturday, July 23, 2016
Tuesday, July 19, 2016
I am Frydenberg
The environment for coal is poor, it's even claimed to be not only critically endangered but inevitably doomed by some misguided greenies and shills for the sun, not Shell or something bloody else decent - such as my partners and former employers at Deutsche Bank
Coal is good for you You fucking peasants have been told! Listen to Homo Erectoid guru Tony Abbott clearly repeating it, over and over, in communion with the higher powers residing in and around the suppository of wisdom, an exclusive and somewhat unusual blue LNP cravatte, worn, um, internally.
Not just good for you, bloody brilliant. Recent trials have confirmed that coal is an absolute killer when it comes to male pattern baldness. You can kiss that monkey goodbye. My hair is thicker than it ever was. Advanced hair, eat your heart out
It's not kaputt or defunct, simply resting, languidly extending and stretching its toes under the bucket carelessly kicked over by communists, Elon Musk and Lee Rhianon of the Watermelon Party. And there is plenty that my ministerial Fist of Frydenberg can do to save this keystone of our spirituality, the most prized fuel for the sacred combustion engine in our soul
It's not too late for coal, it's just coming into its own. Climate change can't faze it. If the wet bulb is at 40c and all living things have expired, coal will just carry on, it has no need to perspire, just inspire(poetic, don'tchaknow)
Policy detail will surely follow, yada yada, when it suits me, and I have received my instructions from the gentlemen of the bank, and the club
Posted by liberty at 11:36 AM
Friday, July 15, 2016
On the other hand
Roger Ailes seems like a bit of a knob
but mind the Scottish drapes.
B1 and B2 admiring the banana
Hillary Clinton rolls her eyebrows
Posted by liberty at 9:45 PM
How does it feel to be a newly minted electoral winner? Practice that shiteater grin PM Malcolm Turnbull- it's time to entertain some guests
Sometime Acting PM Barney Joyjoy and Fiona Nash as well as Julie Bishop have popped over for some dogfood on biscuits
What a colourful bunch of characters, Lucy thinks it's all such a scream
As for Bill Shorten
, he's not eating anything he didn't see made
Posted by liberty at 9:17 PM
Wednesday, July 13, 2016
Monday, July 11, 2016
Wednesday, July 6, 2016
Sunday, June 5, 2016
Saturday, June 4, 2016
If we promise money to the rich, everyone will believe us. We can't afford not to reward them. Jobs and Growth. It's Labor's fault
Give it to me in bullet points!
What's Bill Shorten think. He doesn't seem that impressed.
Haw haw, Shawtun, never mind, I'm off to the Caymans
Posted by liberty at 9:35 PM