Friday, November 11, 2016

The Mad Monk's briefs

Tony Abbott girds his loins with his Aussie Aussie Aussie undies and charges at the dispatch table

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Broomstick One

This is a buzz this is the greatest buzz - President-Elect Trump to Breitbart as he welcomes a new form of Presidential transport straight out of Area 51 which yet represents a return to tradition. The first Official flight to be from the Capitol to Salem on inauguration day

It's powered by negative thought so it really burns. I'm going for a joyride

The events in the US are so funny Vlad Putin can't stop laughing

Laughing so hard his head is bouncing around the Kremlin. Can't wait to get commemorative teatowels made, and babushka dolls, and ....

Monday, October 31, 2016

Real Estate Agent from Hell

Jamie Packer's whale hunting has come to nothing despite all the shark netting around Barangaroo - the harpoon exploded in his hands. But look what he did land, Mike Baird, the leading real estate agent in Hell, seen here selling beachfront property by an ocean of Grange, or is it blood?

Monday, October 3, 2016

Priests of CO2 dance up a storm

Barnaby Joyce is not a happy man.

It's not just what windfarms do to him personally, it's a matter of national security

Pull out the lagerphone, it's time to get serious!

Like Hamlet, the dead man is out walking with his friends, the heads of his friends - Arthur Sinodinos, Mal Brough, and Mitch Fifield.

There is only one thing to do. Malcolm Turnbull must grasp the instrument and dance up a storm

Our PM speaks in crosshatched waffle - if you listen you can *hear* the Turnbull tartan in the drone

Keep the sacred fires burning at Hazelwood and Eraring. Infernal wind machines sucked a hellish cold blast from way down south - look what happened in SA?

Shakety-shakety-shake shake woohoo woo, see the chief witch doctor play his lagerphone and sing to his anthracite fetish, the Black Jesus of Wahroonga.

Hunt and cunt compared? One is unfairly maligned, the other is a prick


Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Barnaby Joyce, acting PM

Barnaby Joyce has been scratching his head in preparation for the big move to Armidale

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Thursday, September 1, 2016

Pirates of Brand Ar$e

George Christensen strides on stage and sings

We are the Pirates of Brand Ar$e

A polished knob on the Senate floor - 

Brandis QC  himself, with  an opinion

Kathy Jackson locked in a remote tower

All she needs is some CO2

The chorus of Lignite and Anthracite

Coal is Good for YOOOOOu

(Thanks to Craig Kelly and Tony Abbott)

Shorten, I can't place my majority, do be so agile as to go and find it!

Saturday, August 27, 2016

Priests of Carbon Dioxide sing

 Rehearsing psalms and arias for the 45th parliament, its Josh "the Fist" Frydenberg and Scott Ennio Morrison
They have some ideas for a mass  starring opera diva Gina Rinehart

Saturday, August 20, 2016

Self combusting Potato

The parliamentary forecourt in Canberra is perfect for bbqs and flambees. Peter Dutton is giving himself a roast cause he's really proud of his achievements with cooking on Nauru

Saturday, August 13, 2016

George Brandoid

George Brandis doing what he does best, dissembling and talking shit

Thursday, August 4, 2016

Moods of Mt Trump: The Putin Orgasmatron

Amerika! Donald Trump is coming! Do you want to be around with all that shit oozing from his, er,  wherever?

Hear all the guffaws and smirks emitting from Putin and the Kremlin. This is more fun than pantsing Mike McFaul.

What is this talk of colour revolution? Of weaponising democratic process? Ask Hilary about that, if she's not to busy seeking the Republican nomination for president

Saturday, July 23, 2016

MC KRudd

Are you all nostalgic for the rhymes of MC KRudd and his Labor Party stooges ?

Brendan Nelson will be sad to see him go, but nevertheless he sees the benefit for Australia in inflicting his special skills on the UN secretariat

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Frydenberg, Minister for Coal Environment, speaks

The environment for coal is poor, it's even claimed to be not only  critically endangered but inevitably doomed by some misguided greenies and shills for the sun, not Shell or something bloody else decent - such as my partners and former employers at Deutsche Bank

Coal is good for you  You fucking peasants have been told! Listen to Homo Erectoid guru Tony Abbott clearly repeating it, over and over, in communion with the higher powers residing in and around the suppository of wisdom, an exclusive and somewhat unusual blue LNP cravatte, worn, um, internally. 

Not just good for you, bloody brilliant. Recent trials have confirmed that coal is an absolute killer when it comes to male pattern baldness. You can kiss that monkey goodbye. My hair is thicker than it ever was. Advanced hair, eat your heart out

It's not kaputt or defunct, simply resting, languidly extending and stretching its toes under the bucket carelessly kicked over by communists, Elon Musk and Lee Rhianon of the Watermelon Party. And there is plenty that my ministerial Fist of Frydenberg can do to save this keystone of our spirituality, the most prized fuel for the sacred combustion engine in our soul

It's not too late for coal, it's just coming into its own. Climate change can't faze it. If the wet bulb is at 40c and all living things have expired, coal will just carry on, it has no need to perspire, just inspire(poetic, don'tchaknow)

Policy detail will surely follow, yada yada, when it suits me, and I have received my instructions from the gentlemen of the bank, and the club

Friday, July 15, 2016

Baracking Gretschen, Rogering the Ailes

Gretschen Carlson to Barack Obama - looks good down there...

On the other hand

Roger  Ailes seems like a bit of a knob

but mind the Scottish drapes.

 In Donald Trump's wrinkly scrotum hang Rupert Murdoch(B1) and Roger(B2). Not all is as it seems

B1 and B2 admiring the banana

Hillary Clinton rolls her eyebrows

Moods of Mt Trump, part 2 - the Shitter

All that constipated rage has to go somewhere. And all those Mexicans would go elsewhere if an animatronic Trump was dropping 200 metre long turds on their heads at the border

Turdball Canape Team

How does it feel to be a newly minted electoral winner? Practice that shiteater grin PM Malcolm Turnbull- it's time to entertain some guests

Sometime Acting PM Barney Joyjoy and Fiona Nash as well as Julie Bishop have popped over for some dogfood on biscuits

What a colourful bunch of characters, Lucy thinks it's all such a scream

, he's not eating anything he didn't see made

Monday, July 11, 2016

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Malcolm's crushing experience

 Getting another Crusher in regional Tasmania - Australia says hello, and goodbye, to second rate spiv Malcolm Turnbull

Chris Pyne takes Malcolm's pointing fingers for an outing, cause the peolple got it so wrong

Sunday, June 5, 2016

Victoria Nuland Selfie

Picnicking with freebooters from Moldova and Ukraine. There are good oligarchs and bad oligarchs...

"Fuck the EU!" - did I say that!?

Saturday, June 4, 2016

Bald Prick has a Cunning Plan

Turnbull and Morrison, and a flag

If we promise money to the rich, everyone will believe us. We can't afford not to reward them. Jobs and Growth. It's Labor's fault

Give it to me in bullet points!

What's Bill Shorten think. He doesn't seem that impressed.

Haw haw, Shawtun, never mind, I'm off to the Caymans