Wednesday, August 26, 2015

I like my people to watch

Sarah Hanson-Young can feel the eyes watching her.

Does the AFP stalk MPs around parliament, or is this reserved for Nauru?

Rupert Murdoch doesn't know what the fuss is about. Everything he can see is base and vile

Monday, August 24, 2015

Rupert Murdoch dyes

That may sound like cause for celebration, but all the senile old Sun Kink did was engage Krusty the Clown's hairdresser. All praise his youthful look at the country club.

Is there some desperation to complete his imperial project before he carks? Frustration at incompetent underlings who seek his favour? Does he think they're doing a good job? He's still pulling strings, but look at the result

PM Tony Abbott

Friday, August 21, 2015

Look over there: It's Donald Trump

America needs a big fence to keep out rapists, or anyway it needs something and it should be over there.

A permanent cloud in the form of the Donald's hair, a standing wave around a custom built mountaintop, all creatively financed so that noone but the financiers gets paid

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Wearing a bib: PM Clownshoes

Australian netball stars  Laura Geitz and Bianca Chatfield.

In a moment of triumph they attract the attention of strange creatures like Team Leader Tony Abbott

It's all so creepy and weird. Dipper and the honourable Brick with Eyes practise their Hopoate tactics.

Sunday, August 16, 2015

Last Rites - an upper-crust barbeque

Asges to ashes
dust to dust...

Not much meat on Dyson Heydon, a light char-grilling reveals advanced mummification.

Team Leader Tony gets together with invertebrates Dutton and Brandis to celebrate 2 years of success

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Mr Smith of the Love Division

Chief worshipper of the Holden Brigade.

 Mr Smith (not Winston) is excited about his upcoming full-body meld with the Speaker Mobility Vehicle. 
Luckily some Holden parts are still available, but for how long?

What does Cory Bernardi think of that?

Monday, August 10, 2015

Speaker Mobility Vehicle

What is with everyone persecuting Bronwyn Bishop?

To remove any further doubts in anyone's mind, and maximize the efficient use of the Speaker's valuable time we propose the following modifications to the Speaker's Chair, henceforth to be referred to as the Speaker Mobility Vehicle(TM).

The speaker will have to undergo certain bionic modifications to form a perfect meld with the Speaker Mobility Vehicle(TM), which naturally converts to a helicopter as required, and to many other interesting and useful forms.

This is the perfect gift for the Lady Davros with entitlements to everything