Sunday, January 27, 2013

Valiant Prince Hal

 This guy never hides in a bunker. It's Prince Harry, in a Budgie the helicopter Christmas special

I'm a warrior, and a deep thinker - I'm into game theory. I think my brother might be jealous.

Not to mention, pretty good wiv me thumbs

check those lovely bombs

Over in Las Vegas, Harry is remembered at the strip billiards world championship

Thursday, January 10, 2013

UK coalition - a marriage made in Heaven

"Do what I say Bitch": Dave Cameron and Nick "I'm teddible" Clegg have a lovers' tiff

No need for these gay bishops to live in sin. Tony Blair will make honest men of them

Jar of Clegg  - souvenir of 2012

Nick Clegg, doctor of divinity, opens up on his personal life:
"Some days when we're bored we have teddible rows, then we kiss and make up - what a love life!"

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Lifestyle of a Welfare Queen

Jenny Macklin, fresh from Andrew Robb's hair transplant surgeon (is she the donor?) is now stealing Hairshirt Harry's standup material

$35 a day is for welfare queens
I could live on $5 a day
housing - got one thanks
transport - Comcar etc - $0 a day
food - plenty of that in this place
Communications  -got my ministerial mobile
$5 a day is plenty for toys for thekids