Friday, December 12, 2014

Police Provocateur


California Highway Patrol are planting undercover police in demos against police violence and impunity in Oakland and elsewhere.

This handsome fellow and his partner were attempting to incite looting when unmasked by the crowd

Would his superiors have been secretly pleased if the crowd had torn them to pieces?

Monday, December 8, 2014

A few spare heads


When you head a government as popular and laden with achievement as Tony Abbott's, you need a few spares in case any of the dummies lose theirs, or have them knocked off



You wouldn't believe how many Joe Hockey goes through


I can't breathe


The power of the people against tyranny and the barbarous death cult of eternal war

The educated face of Christopher Pyne


Chris Pyne has been burning the midnight oil perfecting his 'Grimace of an Ogre' for an examination at Twerp, Michael Gove's finishing school for education ministers, located under a medieval bridge close to Far Kew.

Monday, December 1, 2014

Parliamentary clown fire brigade



Ok, issue the red noses, plaid suits, really long shoes and extra large sad eyes.

Peta Credlin to Abbott

I've hooked the fire hydrant to to the liberal party badge on your label. Time to go put out some fires with Barnaby Joyce and Warren Truss

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Coal is good for you



You can burn it, you can coke it, you can smoke it, you can even eat it, just ask Joe Hockey and Jamie Briggs.

 It can make you a killing if you get in quick

Chris Pyne plans to fix the curriculum by giving due emphasis to the biblical passages than concern purifying the earth by extracting coal reserves and burning them, not to mention the valuable space liberated

Saturday, September 27, 2014

Bugsplat - My little hammer


The cares of office weigh heavy for President Barack Obama, no-one could begrudge him his little hammer as he stands in for Undead Secretary of State John Kerry


 Bugsplat, no big wars, but plenty of guts on the windsheild


Tuesday, September 23, 2014

IPA poetry masterclass


Don Rumsfeld has been brought out by the Institute of Public Affairs to instruct Chris Berg in the finer points of poetry and torture as described in the Gitmo field manual, the known unknowns of an alien probe from a fossil-fuel baron,


Feel the power of Wall St Bullshit 

Saturday, September 6, 2014

Eric Abetz


The Jokester: Sloppy Joe Hockey


Half a wit and half a raconteur, Jokin Joe Hockey can't resist his own genius.

The poor don't drive cars, or if they do they won't get far.  They'll be sitting on the side of the highway cause they've run out of petrol. Hahahar, isn't life funny sometimes?

Friday, September 5, 2014

Ebola nurses


Under-equipped nurses at an Ebola treatment centre somewhere in West Africa.

Why don't John Kerry and Julie Bishop take a few minutes out of the great game and put some resources into this epidemic before it gets further out of control, rather than devoting them to destabilising some countries, and bombarding others?

Tell the IMF this war aint over ...




Tell the IMF this war aint over till I fill my numbered account

No wonder Poroshenko is on drugs, with Vladimir Putin in one ear suggesting he could be in Kiev in 2 weeks, and Arseniy Yatsenyuk in the other.

Yats is shouting, screaming, and, worst of all, pouting


Oversized hand on his heart

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

The Chocolate Soldier's War


Plant a tree

Fertilise it with blood and bone.

Tony Abbott would like to thank the Ukrainian regime for the Australian bodies they have so kindly delivered.

In return we agree to declare the black boxes and air traffic control records top secret. Not that anyone has anything to hide



Meanwhile, ll innocent like, Vladimir Putin waits at the negotiating table, as troops not under his command turn the tables on the battlefield


Voodoo dreams. 

John Kerry, foreign minister of the Undead States of America fills Poroshenko's head with narcotic visions of the army of hell sweeping all before it with the Chocolate oligarch himself in command.

To sweeten the deal he mobilises  advance battalions of orcs, but never quite enough to prevail



Back in the world of Realpolitik Angela Merkel and Putin decide how to divide the praline to their mutual satisfaction



Saturday, August 30, 2014

Christine Lagarde of the IMF - I am not guilty


Christine Lagarde has been accused of organising a $500 000 000 kickback to Bernard Tapie, a colourful business identity and donor to the presidential campaign of her boss Nicolas Sarkozy of the UMP

Lagarde: Evidemment, I am not guilty, as any fool can see that this devious starfish is responsible. It has disgraced the independent remuneration panel I appointed it to lead

Starfish: Bof, the gall!

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Kim Williams - bullet points from a bullet head


Dum-Dum ammunition has been fired, no war crime in the corporate context. Impacts have turned Kim Williams head into an even clunkier projectile

- Is Rupert Murdoch a feudal throwback? you said it - how did you guess? In any case there's no need to make up new words to describe my repudiated, former liege lord

Does the Australian lose money? bwahaha

How does one calculate and book the value of investment in an influence peddling network? Is Rebecca Brooks still available as a firewall?

Just how does Andrew Bolt massage his masters wrinkles, spookily far away in New York? Haptic touchy-feelies and a couple of iphones

eeeeuuw - don't visualise that!

Sunday, August 17, 2014

Ferguson. Modern policing


Hands up, don't shoot



Police murdering youth





Nathan Tinkler and his mates



Bought up all the MPs in the lower hunter, and a little more besides



Mike Gallagher  - what price the police ministry?


NSW Premier Bruce Baird knows there are certain traditions that have to be upheld.


But a Charlestown Lib and his wife got more than they bargained for


Swansea's Gerry Edward's communes with the ghost of Barry O'Farrell, crying into an empty bottle of Grange


I'm huntin' wabbits. (Never let a crisis go to waste)

Tony Abbott's going take this opportunity to clean up the NSW Liberal Party



Another MP Ko-ed - Owen announces his resignation

Monday, August 4, 2014

Liberal cackling


Gina Rinehart and Chris Pyne cackle to see Joe Hockey going apeshit


Wednesday, April 23, 2014

George Brandis sponsorship deal



With Tony Abbott and some logos and livery. Warren Truss gets a suitably emblazoned guernsey too


Like any respectable arts festival, political leaders have no business rejecting corporate sponsors, how would they ever know what to do in government otherwise?

There's still plenty of room for more. Add your suggestions below

Monday, March 31, 2014

John Brennan's head - My gift to you


An extraordinary rendition

Barack Obama puts on his best John F Kennedy grin(or shiteater grin if you prefer), as he praises Saudi Abdullah for human rights and GLBT queerness.

And in accordance with custom, Abdullah has a gift in return

Monday, March 24, 2014

No Such Orchestra - the Clappertron

New advances in mindfuck technology

You've seen James Clapper play the theremin, now you can play the world's brainwaves in the Global Theatre of Combat.

Through the democratisation of technology, we can now all enter the Twilight Zone


And here it is, the Insect Intelligence Auditorium.

The technical spec is cloaked in secrecy and disinformation, but it has been observed to transform into a cicada which transforms into Battlestar Galactica

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Rebekah Brooks hair explosion


Rebecca Brooks, the innocent at the helm of News of the World and the Sun while those free spirited Murdoch journos hacked every phone in existence(even hers, frequently, ... hohoho)

After an emergency visit to her lawyers in New York, and as the Milly Dowler story broke, a stream of character references appeared by SMS on her phone. And some handy advice on blame-shifting and concocting an 'independent' investigation from 2 paragons of virtue, Piers Morgan and the haunted head of Tony Blair.

Her PA, Cheryl 'Nightsoil' Carter  is a silly ditz, but she loves her. She doesn't know the difference between MI5 and a MFC furniture warehouse. Isn't that cute? Something came over her, a crazy whim,  and she began to gnaw on her bosses diaries. She requisitioned 12 boxes full from the company repository, and ate them all!


This illustrates the company's practise, everything done on a whim. Like Glenn Mulcaire hacking Millie Dowler's phone, entirely on a whim. The story was on the front page, but it came to the journalist's attention in a vision, and was confirmed by a remote viewer - At any rate I know NOTHING, I see NOTHING, but it's been a very difficult time, with unkind people questioning my incorruptible morals). We have a very hands off management style at News , and Rupert pays no attention to the business whatsoever


Her husband, one of her majesty's horses, called Charlie, is another dumb clutz who took it upon himself to hide his porn collection - not even a shadow of GCHQ's -  and a few computers BEHING THE BINS as the police were about to raid. Rebecca slept right through it. When she found out she had to ask - what was he thinking? I'm innocent and here you are making me look guilty. Do the jury get to look at his dirty pictures? Is this part of a male chauvinist campaign to bring down a successful feminist businesswoman, defender of the page 3 girl?

 To present a more coherent defense we have engaged AIDS specialists from the Egyptian military who have united us as a chimeric lion and unicorn - and contrary to some libellous slander - not as a conjoined centaur with a teratoma. Genetically modified chimeric organisms represent the future of journalism and the law

We have always taken the high moral position, but some of our rivals practise gutter journalism