A very handsome Messiah points out some of the competition
Elected with a healthy 97% of the vote, life
is good for Abdul Fatah al-Sisi, despite the rapid onset of the creepy
skin condition known as "dictator's face"(Scrofula Kopfaeces). This is the Price of being Egypt's strongman, that's not a teardrop tattoo under his eye, just natural wear and tear.
A fan of Kafka, Sisi loves his centipede and cockroach braid
Sisi demands that
his people be as happy as he.
What price Prince Charles with a George Cross pinned to his nose? Though it could equally be an Iron Cross with oak clusters. He's a bit of a dick, a fan of novelty ties, and future hereditary head of state with a habit of scrawling personal demands to ministers
The dead-rays emanating from Minister Dutton's eyes are able to build up a 3D image of his environment, for example the torture donga of a tropical gulag or the beer garden of a hotel favoured by Qld detectives
That may sound like cause for celebration, but all the senile old Sun Kink did was engage Krusty the Clown's hairdresser. All praise his youthful look at the country club.
Is there some desperation to complete his imperial project before he carks? Frustration at incompetent underlings who seek his favour? Does he think they're doing a good job? He's still pulling strings, but look at the result
To remove any further doubts in anyone's mind, and maximize the efficient use of the Speaker's valuable time we propose the following modifications to the Speaker's Chair, henceforth to be referred to as the Speaker Mobility Vehicle(TM).
The speaker will have to undergo certain bionic modifications to form a perfect meld with the Speaker Mobility Vehicle(TM), which naturally converts to a helicopter as required, and to many other interesting and useful forms.
This is the perfect gift for the Lady Davros with entitlements to everything
What are we reduced to? The A-Robb rapping out all the A-holes around him?
Barnaby Joyce's face on the coinage, gives twice the marketing value, the farmers get bulldust to fertilise their land, and China gets coal, and Gina Rinehart gets to sing an aria in a shower of money, all with her Barnaby on it.
Welcome to Country.
It's a song celebrating the redemptive catharsis of burning hydrocarbons, turning the land into an ethereal gas
Brain-damaged Jesuit and Australian PM Hairshirt Harry has chafed at the lycra full bodysuit he has been confined to, and plotted a way to make an entrance in the budgie smugglers he loves, and here he is, wedgying all his colleagues in a friendly gesture of love
And the fat lady sings
Is that a marine gastropod in your um... pocket? Or are you just pleased to see me
My children don't understand me ... they have this enormous sense of entitlement and I can't, for the life of me, see where they got it from
Kim, his wife, and the North Korean propaganda apparatus love the Alqaeda Broadcasting Corporation. And the affection is returned, so much so that he is now producing news broadcasts with ABC stalwart Andrew Bolt
Andrew has such great ideas, and he loves to wave the flag, even if he has to adopt a disguise