Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Assange takes the long view


The Julian Assange of a few years ago looks into the far distance from a small room, contemplating his, and our,  future

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Townsville's favourite uncle


Who cares who ate all the pies

It's just a little  ditty Clive Palmer and Gina Rinehart perform on opera stages around the place.

I regret how the government has fucked you yokels around, but I don't see what that has to do with me, I've an important lunch engagement.

Sunday, January 17, 2016

Thursday, January 14, 2016

The Breath of God


Self-made Gargoyle George Osborne takes a break from his duties as treasurer of the Bullingdon Club to sniff the wind.


Saturday, January 2, 2016

The many moods of Mt Trump



Take the mountain to Mohammed

Somewhere out in the Karakorams or Himalayas

Cloud topped Mt Trump has many moods

Pope Frank - WTF?


See the benefits of a presidential system

Under Hitler the trains ran on time, but his moustache administration lacked checks and balances. President Trump shows the virtues of a presidential system





Sunday, November 29, 2015

Show of hands


Messiah Malcolm Turnbull has a vision somewhere between Paris and Damascus.

Rapper John Brennan from Undead States is filling in for John Kerry, his turntabling mate Mr Erd-O-gan is making the beats
 'bomb bomb bomb,
 friendly diplomacy
bomb bomb
bomb bomb'
(repeat)

A cunning plan fit to make Putin's head fly clean off. Meanwhile wars and the oil industry trundle on.


Thursday, November 26, 2015

The Duumbvirate do government


The game of governing

Barnaby Joyce has a life lesson for Scott Morrison

In the paperless office Rock always wins

Saturday, November 21, 2015

A prayer for Mal Brough


Mal Brough prays and Wyatt Roy innovates, patched in to a link to God

Local Customs - Borderline Perversion


An introduction to local customs
with ol' Dead Eyes, Peter Dutton.

Our lips are sealed so all instruction is conducted using mime and , err, physical guidance
 

Get used to strip searches and having your children removed

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Gargoyle


Chris Pyne was looked tired and emotional towards the end of the Abbott era, now he's back to his work as chief gargoyle of the house

Sunday, November 1, 2015

Preferred Messiah - a sober analysis

Lenore Taylor.

Sitting opposite Malcolm Turnbull is like having an audience with God, he is Australia's preferred Messiah by a country mile.



A very handsome Messiah points out some of the competition


Elected with a healthy 97% of the vote, life is good for Abdul Fatah al-Sisi, despite the rapid onset of the creepy skin condition known as "dictator's face"(Scrofula Kopfaeces). This is the Price of being Egypt's strongman, that's not a teardrop tattoo under his eye, just natural wear and tear.

A fan of Kafka, Sisi loves his centipede and cockroach braid

Sisi demands that his people be as happy as he.
What price Prince Charles with a George Cross pinned to his nose? Though it could equally be an Iron Cross with oak clusters. He's a bit of a dick, a fan of novelty ties, and future hereditary head of state with a habit of scrawling personal demands to ministers

Saturday, October 31, 2015

Bob Katter and the Antigravity Hat


Look into my eyes

Hello, I'm Bob Katter

This is not a perpetual motion machine, it's a genuine antigravity hat, born of the bush ingenuity of Northern Australia


Frydenberg can laugh all he likes but really he'd love to tie a nice bow round it, and float it  over to Gina Rinehart

Sunday, October 25, 2015

Josh Frydenberg


A sort of balding schoolboy laughing at cowboy clown Bpb Katter

Thursday, October 22, 2015

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Joint Strike Fighters

Team Straya! What a team!

Politix weaponised at some small expense

All in unison and harmony: Arthur Sinodinos schemes ("I got the Rolex") and Scott Morrison  bellows while Kevin Andrews appears to looks on in his customary state of mild confusion. But an Australian of such distinction and achievement can be cut a little slack. Imagine a 250 yr old Lord Wellington and you'll get the idea

Monday, October 19, 2015

Dead-Eye Dutton


The dead-rays emanating from Minister Dutton's eyes are able to build up a 3D image of his environment, for example the torture donga of a tropical gulag or the beer garden of a hotel favoured by Qld detectives

Sunday, October 18, 2015

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Who ate all the Pies?



How's a man supposed to get any work done around this place if he's starving to death





Tuesday, October 13, 2015

News corpse flash: Turnbull streets preferred messiah field

 Malcolm is not a naughty boy - he's happy to receive due acclamation

Chris Pyne - with hair by Hokusai, and Scott Morrison discuss the polls


Muhammed cannot print his image on electoral material, that's kind of a bummer

Jesus is such a cute little monkey, like his little mate, who, fresh from penning Shakespeare, is going to edit the New Testament



Bill Shorten is too busy trying to be Bill Shorten, whoever that is

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Time and Motion Study


I am a crocodile.

I believe in efficiency

I am performing a time and motion study

Saturday, September 19, 2015

Self Valediction


Tony Abbott -  I was robbed I tell ya, you people stopped doing your job

Friday, September 18, 2015

Snakes, what snakes?



Peta Credlin is dreaming of the snakes all around her as she heads off into the wilderness(however briefly) with ex-PM Tony Abbott


While on the subject of snakes, here's another deaf adder


No snakes here, just Turnbull vetting job applicants - Hunt's next says Julie Bishop



The PM is reaching out to you. Remember the hairy hands of Bain

Monday, September 7, 2015

PM seeks asylum


Tony Abbott pleads and Peter Dutton pouts. What cruel fortune sees them persecuted by refugees?

George Pell has a cushy hideout in the Vatican. Can Sturmfuhrer Dutton and the soon to be Monsignor Abbott join him there? The Pope can confer all sorts of mediaeval titles so he'll be right at home.

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

I like my people to watch


Sarah Hanson-Young can feel the eyes watching her.

Does the AFP stalk MPs around parliament, or is this reserved for Nauru?

Rupert Murdoch doesn't know what the fuss is about. Everything he can see is base and vile

Monday, August 24, 2015

Rupert Murdoch dyes


That may sound like cause for celebration, but all the senile old Sun Kink did was engage Krusty the Clown's hairdresser. All praise his youthful look at the country club.

Is there some desperation to complete his imperial project before he carks? Frustration at incompetent underlings who seek his favour? Does he think they're doing a good job? He's still pulling strings, but look at the result


PM Tony Abbott

Friday, August 21, 2015

Look over there: It's Donald Trump


America needs a big fence to keep out rapists, or anyway it needs something and it should be over there.

A permanent cloud in the form of the Donald's hair, a standing wave around a custom built mountaintop, all creatively financed so that noone but the financiers gets paid