Saturday, September 24, 2016
Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Thursday, September 15, 2016
Wednesday, September 14, 2016
Thursday, September 1, 2016
George Christensen strides on stage and sings
We are the Pirates of Brand Ar$e
A polished knob on the Senate floor -
Brandis QC himself, with an opinion
Kathy Jackson locked in a remote tower
All she needs is some CO2
The chorus of Lignite and Anthracite
Coal is Good for YOOOOOu
(Thanks to Craig Kelly and Tony Abbott)
Shorten, I can't place my majority, do be so agile as to go and find it!
Posted by liberty at 11:32 PM
Saturday, August 27, 2016
Saturday, August 20, 2016
Saturday, August 13, 2016
Thursday, August 4, 2016
Amerika! Donald Trump is coming! Do you want to be around with all that shit oozing from his, er, wherever?
Hear all the guffaws and smirks emitting from Putin and the Kremlin. This is more fun than pantsing Mike McFaul.
What is this talk of colour revolution? Of weaponising democratic process? Ask Hilary about that, if she's not to busy seeking the Republican nomination for president
Posted by liberty at 5:56 PM
Saturday, July 23, 2016
Tuesday, July 19, 2016
I am Frydenberg
The environment for coal is poor, it's even claimed to be not only critically endangered but inevitably doomed by some misguided greenies and shills for the sun, not Shell or something bloody else decent - such as my partners and former employers at Deutsche Bank
Coal is good for you You fucking peasants have been told! Listen to Homo Erectoid guru Tony Abbott clearly repeating it, over and over, in communion with the higher powers residing in and around the suppository of wisdom, an exclusive and somewhat unusual blue LNP cravatte, worn, um, internally.
Not just good for you, bloody brilliant. Recent trials have confirmed that coal is an absolute killer when it comes to male pattern baldness. You can kiss that monkey goodbye. My hair is thicker than it ever was. Advanced hair, eat your heart out
It's not kaputt or defunct, simply resting, languidly extending and stretching its toes under the bucket carelessly kicked over by communists, Elon Musk and Lee Rhianon of the Watermelon Party. And there is plenty that my ministerial Fist of Frydenberg can do to save this keystone of our spirituality, the most prized fuel for the sacred combustion engine in our soul
It's not too late for coal, it's just coming into its own. Climate change can't faze it. If the wet bulb is at 40c and all living things have expired, coal will just carry on, it has no need to perspire, just inspire(poetic, don'tchaknow)
Policy detail will surely follow, yada yada, when it suits me, and I have received my instructions from the gentlemen of the bank, and the club
Posted by liberty at 11:36 AM
Friday, July 15, 2016
On the other hand
Roger Ailes seems like a bit of a knob
but mind the Scottish drapes.
B1 and B2 admiring the banana
Hillary Clinton rolls her eyebrows
Posted by liberty at 9:45 PM
How does it feel to be a newly minted electoral winner? Practice that shiteater grin PM Malcolm Turnbull- it's time to entertain some guests
Sometime Acting PM Barney Joyjoy and Fiona Nash as well as Julie Bishop have popped over for some dogfood on biscuits
What a colourful bunch of characters, Lucy thinks it's all such a scream
As for Bill Shorten
, he's not eating anything he didn't see made
Posted by liberty at 9:17 PM
Wednesday, July 13, 2016
Monday, July 11, 2016
Wednesday, July 6, 2016
Sunday, June 5, 2016
Saturday, June 4, 2016
If we promise money to the rich, everyone will believe us. We can't afford not to reward them. Jobs and Growth. It's Labor's fault
Give it to me in bullet points!
What's Bill Shorten think. He doesn't seem that impressed.
Haw haw, Shawtun, never mind, I'm off to the Caymans
Posted by liberty at 9:35 PM
Sunday, May 8, 2016
Sinodinos: Really, I've devoted my whole life to Public Service
Chortling in the cheap seats - Tony Abbott with the backbencher in charge of secret dodgy treaties, Andrew Robb, and the head of Kevin Andrews, who is always ready to serve
Posted by liberty at 12:25 AM
Friday, April 29, 2016
Dreaming up innovations for the Liberal Party, Wyatt Roy looks much better in pigtails.
When he needs to think he slips the extensions on, ever since the halcyon childhood days learning political wisdom as he sat on Peta Credlin's knee
Was it Sophie and Tony Abbott I saw, laughing in the night.
"I'm an elder statesman..."
Sophie Mirabella's pledge - if you don't vote for me you can all get fucked
George Brandis is the life of the party
Posted by liberty at 7:51 PM
Saturday, April 23, 2016
Playing dressups - the National Security Committee in Cabinet .
Wyatt Roy looks much better in pigtails, and heaven knows the Liberal Party could do with a little gender fluidity.
Gomez has such great ideas all the time, it's hard to keep up with the transfers to and from the Cayman Islands to finance all those bubbling ideas. We should have blind trust in him, and something in his blind trust.
George Brandis is feeling around, ready to rip out Malcolm Turnbull's heart, while Peta Credlin reads bedtime horror stories to Wyatt and Pugsley Peter Dutton
Morticia keeps Mal Cayman on his toes, you have to be agile with grenades going off all around. Like, who had the smart idea of putting a detonator in Sophie Mirabella's head. Still, it could have been Grandmama Frump, or Bronwyn Bishop. Matthias Cormann is also lurking around
Exciting times for a family like the Caymans. No-one can wait for the reading of the will.
The flags will protect us, for they are like a shield of steel
Posted by liberty at 5:53 PM