Wednesday, April 23, 2014

George Brandis sponsorship deal

With Tony Abbott and some logos and livery. Warren Truss gets a suitably emblazoned guernsey too

Like any respectable arts festival, political leaders have no business rejecting corporate sponsors, how would they ever know what to do in government otherwise?

There's still plenty of room for more. Add your suggestions below

Monday, March 31, 2014

John Brennan's head - My gift to you

An extraordinary rendition

Barack Obama puts on his best John F Kennedy grin(or shiteater grin if you prefer), as he praises Saudi Abdullah for human rights and GLBT queerness.

And in accordance with custom, Abdullah has a gift in return

Monday, March 24, 2014

No Such Orchestra - the Clappertron

New advances in mindfuck technology

You've seen James Clapper play the theremin, now you can play the world's brainwaves in the Global Theatre of Combat.

Through the democratisation of technology, we can now all enter the Twilight Zone

And here it is, the Insect Intelligence Auditorium.

The technical spec is cloaked in secrecy and disinformation, but it has been observed to transform into a cicada which transforms into Battlestar Galactica

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Rebekah Brooks hair explosion

Rebecca Brooks, the innocent at the helm of News of the World and the Sun while those free spirited Murdoch journos hacked every phone in existence(even hers, frequently, ... hohoho)

After an emergency visit to her lawyers in New York, and as the Milly Dowler story broke, a stream of character references appeared by SMS on her phone. And some handy advice on blame-shifting and concocting an 'independent' investigation from 2 paragons of virtue, Piers Morgan and the haunted head of Tony Blair.

Her PA, Cheryl 'Nightsoil' Carter  is a silly ditz, but she loves her. She doesn't know the difference between MI5 and a MFC furniture warehouse. Isn't that cute? Something came over her, a crazy whim,  and she began to gnaw on her bosses diaries. She requisitioned 12 boxes full from the company repository, and ate them all!

This illustrates the company's practise, everything done on a whim. Like Glenn Mulcaire hacking Millie Dowler's phone, entirely on a whim. The story was on the front page, but it came to the journalist's attention in a vision, and was confirmed by a remote viewer - At any rate I know NOTHING, I see NOTHING, but it's been a very difficult time, with unkind people questioning my incorruptible morals). We have a very hands off management style at News , and Rupert pays no attention to the business whatsoever

Her husband, one of her majesty's horses, called Charlie, is another dumb clutz who took it upon himself to hide his porn collection - not even a shadow of GCHQ's -  and a few computers BEHING THE BINS as the police were about to raid. Rebecca slept right through it. When she found out she had to ask - what was he thinking? I'm innocent and here you are making me look guilty. Do the jury get to look at his dirty pictures? Is this part of a male chauvinist campaign to bring down a successful feminist businesswoman, defender of the page 3 girl?

 To present a more coherent defense we have engaged AIDS specialists from the Egyptian military who have united us as a chimeric lion and unicorn - and contrary to some libellous slander - not as a conjoined centaur with a teratoma. Genetically modified chimeric organisms represent the future of journalism and the law

We have always taken the high moral position, but some of our rivals practise gutter journalism

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Death stare, and the minister whose head exploded

Julie Bishop is warming up the death stare in the cause of national defense

Because the Navy have no idea where they
and David Johnston was so angry his head exploded

Monday, February 3, 2014

Wiley Karzai

Wiley Karzai needs YOU (to fuck off home)

3 stooges with one brain

Stooges one and two -Ray Hadley and Alan Jones

And Andrew Bolt makes three

 A piece of Bolt merchandise, swinging head on a rope.

Ideal for Gina Rinehart wannabes to flog their workers with

The birth of Ray Hadley, customised with downlink

The fourth stooge.

Watch out Tony Abbott, too much bullshit will make your head explode.

Coming soon: the brain

Friday, January 10, 2014

Live Animal Exports from the Shire

Nice pout Scott Morrison

Marty Natalegawa
Australia can't keep sending over all these animals

He's got a lot of meat on him, unfortunately tainted by prejudice and the long trip through the portal from his universe to ours, across the Georges River

A bum steer

The cruelty is unimaginable

Pure and white and bald 

SBY and kristiana Herawati

wehad a beef with Australia over the phone

Thursday, November 28, 2013

This is not an arsehole

Tweeting Joseph Goebbels wannabe Mark Textor

I can smell my people at work.

I'll have no truck with Filipino porn stars

Plenty of Sri Lankan snuff movies are available

Rajapaksa does not direct snuff films(but he could if he wanted to)

Diplomacy isn't for twits  - what did I say?

The boss: the militant abbott of a brothel

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Introducing the Theremin - James Clapper and No Such Agency hack Dick Cheney's heart

Here's news - Dick Cheney has a heart - with the wireless disabled.

because you never know might happen when some punk on a base somewhere gets hold of the controls


Joel FitzGibbon's dream car

Seems like a long time ago now

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Vintage Republican

Interactive Mounted Be-Responsible Colostomy Bags

Imagine one of these suckers on your dashboard(guaranteed not to leak!). They can't take out the garbage or anything, but they speak. They have a personality.

Monday, October 7, 2013

Diplomatic incident not cricket

PM Hairshirt Harry (you may know him as Tony Abbott) went to Jakarta to win SBY's compliance with his winning personality and the bond they share as authors.

But it didn't work out.

Julie Bishop (next in charge in an army of clerics).
Where's our electoral honeymoon ?

Scott Morrison has no idea. He's in a bunker in Cronulla somewhere, defending the Shire.  The Daily Telegraph will save us!

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Weapons of the decadent West

Sergei Lavrov: What hideous new offense against humanity is this?

Tony Abbott: In the right place sheilas are a bit of alright

Jamie Dimon - the infinite pain of a banker

Harvard Political Economy 101

A Wall St whale is too big to fail and too rich to jail

And so misunderstood -  people cast aspersions causing them infinite pain

Friday, September 27, 2013

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Hail PM Wingnut, the loverat

Tony Abbott takes special interest in women's issues, starting with his deputy, Julie Bishop. Who else has a girlfriend with laser eyes?

And who could forget him serenading Julia Gillard