Do pets grow to look like their masters? If billionaire opera diva Gina Rinehart put on George Christensen's brown safari suit would anyone know?
It's a tad impertinent to declare his love on the cover of Good Weekend, showing off his whip ... but what a heart beats beneath that pock-marked redneck exterior!
$2 a day
is all I will pay
Do as I say
obey - or I fire!