Playing dressups - the National Security Committee in Cabinet .
Wyatt Roy looks much better in pigtails, and heaven knows the Liberal Party could do with a little gender fluidity.
Gomez has such great ideas all the time, it's hard to keep up with the transfers to and from the Cayman Islands to finance all those bubbling ideas. We should have blind trust in him, and something in his blind trust.
Morticia keeps Mal Cayman on his toes, you have to be agile with grenades going off all around. Like, who had the smart idea of putting a detonator in Sophie Mirabella's head. Still, it could have been Grandmama Frump, or Bronwyn Bishop. Matthias Cormann is also lurking around
Exciting times for a family like the Caymans. No-one can wait for the reading of the will.
The flags will protect us, for they are like a shield of steel
Wedgies at 4.30 in the Liberal party room - it's that kind of party!
The malleable head of Arthur Sinodinos has been snuffling around in the muck for truffles, there might be a Rolex in there, at least a bottle of Grange
Propose converting Victoria into a road. It's Labor's fault and we can load the contracts up with huge termination fees. I'm bound to get a Rolex, a bottle of Grange, a dacha at Daylesford, and a seat on the board.
What did I say? - I've forgotten already -, was I speaking at all?
Where is the deputy PM's office nowadays? Gunnedah? Guyra?.
When acting Prime Minister, Nats have to govern the country as a bunyip in a caravan haunting a billabong somewhere. Perhaps with reindeer horns and a funny hat.
Gina Rinehart's friend Barnaby Joyce, staunch opponent/supporter of monster coal mines on prime farmland, has moved his whole ministry into the caravan and they're off to tour his electorate. Don't mention Tony Windsor
To celebrate their joy Barnaby's staff have produce this cheap commemorative timepiece, guaranteed to be correct at least 2 times a day. It's prone to strangle itself, but still works
LNP orbital paths have been perturbed. After a close encounter with some body the surface of Comet Abbott has started to deform, and as its characteristic cometary tail appeared, Bill Shorten observed an eruption of Eric Abetz.
Will it break up as it approaches the sun ? Will the Suppository of Wisdom fall in, and what would happen then, will we be engulfed in a black hole?
Be counter-cyclical. Imagine a big red bouncy ball
Some say it's awfully warm nowadays. My colleagues here and at our partner agencies have produced an awful lot of maps, and they just keep getting redder. Enough of that shit.
I'm Doctor Larry Marshal of the CSIRO and I'd like to introduce
a practical innovation developed at my instigation by the CSIRO to jettison inconvenient
lines of research. As it turns out, future applications are well-nigh limitless
A high-minded intellectual as ballast, making an ancient weapon new again. As Malcolm Turnbull would acknowledge, that's agile
The venture capitalist mind, heavy with bullshit, makes an ideal counterweight
No cleanup required at the Augean stables. George had the walls recently covered up with institutional whitewash. Tony Abbott is decorating the place with all the suppositories of wisdom he can, er, bring forth.
Maybe in retrospect, but God doesn't like gossip and he appointed me, so shut up and read the documents he provided.
Hypothetically speaking of course, if I in the 70s had seen a priest offering pastoral guidance to a 14 year old in his bed I would have applauded his vocation for children, you know there was a desperate shortage of men with a calling for the priesthood... Of course I see things differently nowadays