Thursday, July 20, 2023

Elevated Outlooks

 Russian leadership looking out windows

Shoigu

Surovikin


Monday, January 3, 2022

NSW Medical Firewall Dr Kerry Chant

 
A raw nerve ending systematically exposed to unpleasant stimuli to protect LNP politicians who don't deserve cover

 

Jack of Health

 Health Hazzard and Ghunt. The cards who play with our health





No Sweat, its Handy Prince Andy the Randy

Just 'cos I'm a Prince,
toe sucking star
of No Idea..
Who do you think I am?

 

Sunday, August 15, 2021

Take a Holiday for Australia

 

Go Smirko!
 

PM #ScottyfromMarketing loves Rugby League. He can't wait to go the Grand Final, so don't get in his way.

And he's learnt a thing or two from the man's sport of footy, like how to deal with arseholes who get in your way(and like they say, everyone's got one).
See that thumb... all anyone sees is my positivity, its the universal symbol, but once I get behind you, watch out/
Remember when he said he was behind Turnbull, you should have seen him 10 seconds later!


Jacinda Ardern

 

 
New Zealand PM Ardern. We can only look on enviously at the moment as ours plumbs the depths while holidaying on behalf of everyone else

Premier of the State of Anxiety

 Or should that be Premiere of the State of Anxiety

@GladysB does as she has all pandemic, contorting her face into an anxiety graph of the NSW COVID situation, as she contemplates the personal responsibilities of the individual citizens of NSW, who all let her badly down, personally. She already had to call the police, but now she's really serious!



So we enter a state lockdown via twitter an hour or 2 after the latest loophole amendments to the existing micro-lockdowns were made, like you can still go real estate touring, but now you really, rooly need to present as someone with the means to lease or purchase. And actually go look at it or something. Bonus points for those who can snag a bargain, cause we need to keep the economy moving.

Now at least there's only one movable feast to snack from, a smorgasbord of regulations and suggested breaches, and fines, $5000 fines, cause its NSW and fines are alright, OK

It wouldn't be complete without the NSW Police Minister insulting our intelligence by blaming current case rises on a dumb demo we'd all almost forgotten, 3 weeks ago - just as our  'justice system' seeded COVID through all the first nation communities in western NSW



Saturday, June 26, 2021

A couple of classy lawyers

 
Former Attorney General who sued the ABC for defamation, lost his lawyer, and abandoned the case at mediation, then called a press conference to claim he'd won - even though the story stands. The ABC added an editor's note regretting if anyone had assumed Porter was guilty (rather than accused). Hmm, now that's vindication

A little leaf from the book of the bloke below, now suspended and on the way  to disbarrment as a lawyer in New York, and elsewhere

 
Rudy Giuliani, Donald Trump's personal lawyer, and authority on Grecian 2000 hair dye

 

Hanson dreams of retirement motza

 
 Rumoured to be retiring from the Senate soon - we can only hope - Pauline Hanson was pushing an amendment to add $30000 to the super of everyone who was 67 this year, like her. But she can't remember her age, it wouldn't be ladylike

 

Wednesday, January 6, 2021

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

PM Scummy Promo


The LNP and Australia continue their dirty protest against the world. Here's the latest excrement hyperactively smeared around the cot, creating a shitty roadmap to the New Jerusalem.

Scott Morrison, come on down. (Where the bloody hell are ya?)



Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Monday, November 19, 2018

Bananaby and FrankenLatham


Barnaby Joyce and Mark Latham make their contribution 

Friday, September 14, 2018

Keating deboned


5 years of supping on Australia's sewage, to keep us safe, draws lines in your face. Peter Dutton has just realised something tastes like shit



Saturday, June 30, 2018

Jared Kushner


His wife Ivanka has described him as a mutant, and she's a member of the fascist Munster clan. Welcome to the family

Thursday, June 21, 2018

MT Gargoyles


Was it something Malcolm Turnbull ate on the sewer tour, sampling the drugs in the povo electorate's excretions? Engaging with the public is such a chore .

Faced with their heads turning to stone, the Turdball Canape Team exercise enormously, work around the clock pulling faces


The LNP's favourite Pissing Boy sculpture, Christopher Pyne

Monday, May 14, 2018

Sewer Tour

Do the unemployed take enough drugs, or eat enough shit? What about the good old Aussie battler mum and dad investor? After much debate and delay the much anticipated national LNP sewer tour is underway, taking gourmet samples from outlets around Australia and providing sober analysis


Barnaby Joyce has a keen whiff of the nation's shit in his nostrils. Of course he wants more. He wants to understand what's in that stuff, and send it emojis


The Prime Tax Evader Minister smells his finger. What gravity?! Call a Royal Commission into Bill Shorten! And give me some of that shit


The core of the parliamentary working group,was chosen for their expertise


George Christensen always has a glass of Australia's piss on his desk, for anyone to sample

Tony Abbott knows the benefits of eating shit and drinking piss.  If you need a diver to locate a lost suppository, Tony is THE man. So let's get down to to business, let the sewer tour begin!


Peta Credlin gasps - look at Tony! 

This is just the beginning. 


Sunday, May 14, 2017

Erotic Selfie from George


Do pets grow to look like their masters?  If billionaire opera diva Gina Rinehart put on George Christensen's brown safari suit would anyone know?  

It's a tad impertinent to declare his love on the cover of Good Weekend, showing off his whip ... but what a heart beats beneath that pock-marked redneck exterior!

$2 a day
is all I will pay
Marikana
Do as I say
obey -  or I fire!
Marikana

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Rubber Chicken - the Boneless Head of Peter Dutton

Hubble Bubble
Vibble Vobble
Pulsating and deboned 
Peter Dutton dreams of the throne 

Thought bubbles
Lock up children
Human flesh
A barbeque on Parliament steps


Friday, March 10, 2017

Another Pouting Banker


Thorburn of NAB endures a ritual flogging with a wet lettuce leaf in federal parliament

Sunday, March 5, 2017

Making Climate Great Again


President +realDonaldTrump  (well, Hello Donald, what big hands) takes an inaugural official flight on Broomstick One to make the climate great by fixing gas pumps to the Arctic. A bunch of Secret Service Agents  around him playing quidditch.

It's gunna be the best climate. Sad

Thursday, March 2, 2017

Ratbags


You can tell Australia is a great country from the serene gaze of 2 of our leading political hearts and minds - the agile and innovative face of Pauline Hanson


and the divine pout of Cory Bernardi who is definitely not dreaming of marrying his animals

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Heat monsters strangle the Polar Vortex

And drive out the cold. This is derived from a typical temperature anomaly map from the 2016-2017 winter.

Friday, November 11, 2016

The Mad Monk's briefs


Tony Abbott girds his loins with his Aussie Aussie Aussie undies and charges at the dispatch table

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Broomstick One


This is a buzz this is the greatest buzz - President-Elect Trump to Breitbart as he welcomes a new form of Presidential transport straight out of Area 51 which yet represents a return to tradition. The first Official flight to be from the Capitol to Salem on inauguration day

It's powered by negative thought so it really burns. I'm going for a joyride


The events in the US are so funny Vlad Putin can't stop laughing


Laughing so hard his head is bouncing around the Kremlin. Can't wait to get commemorative teatowels made, and babushka dolls, and ....

Monday, October 31, 2016

Real Estate Agent from Hell


Jamie Packer's whale hunting has come to nothing despite all the shark netting around Barangaroo - the harpoon exploded in his hands. But look what he did land, Mike Baird, the leading real estate agent in Hell, seen here selling beachfront property by an ocean of Grange, or is it blood?

Monday, October 3, 2016

Priests of CO2 dance up a storm



Barnaby Joyce is not a happy man.

It's not just what windfarms do to him personally, it's a matter of national security


Pull out the lagerphone, it's time to get serious!



Like Hamlet, the dead man is out walking with his friends, the heads of his friends - Arthur Sinodinos, Mal Brough, and Mitch Fifield.

There is only one thing to do. Malcolm Turnbull must grasp the instrument and dance up a storm


Our PM speaks in crosshatched waffle - if you listen you can *hear* the Turnbull tartan in the drone


Keep the sacred fires burning at Hazelwood and Eraring. Infernal wind machines sucked a hellish cold blast from way down south - look what happened in SA?


Shakety-shakety-shake shake woohoo woo, see the chief witch doctor play his lagerphone and sing to his anthracite fetish, the Black Jesus of Wahroonga.


Hunt and cunt compared? One is unfairly maligned, the other is a prick