Saturday, August 20, 2016

Self combusting Potato

The parliamentary forecourt in Canberra is perfect for bbqs and flambees. Peter Dutton is giving himself a roast cause he's really proud of his achievements with cooking on Nauru

Saturday, August 13, 2016

George Brandoid

George Brandis doing what he does best, dissembling and talking shit

Thursday, August 4, 2016

Moods of Mt Trump: The Putin Orgasmatron

Amerika! Donald Trump is coming! Do you want to be around with all that shit oozing from his, er,  wherever?

Hear all the guffaws and smirks emitting from Putin and the Kremlin. This is more fun than pantsing Mike McFaul.

What is this talk of colour revolution? Of weaponising democratic process? Ask Hilary about that, if she's not to busy seeking the Republican nomination for president

Saturday, July 23, 2016

MC KRudd

Are you all nostalgic for the rhymes of MC KRudd and his Labor Party stooges ?

Brendan Nelson will be sad to see him go, but nevertheless he sees the benefit for Australia in inflicting his special skills on the UN secretariat

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Frydenberg, Minister for Coal Environment, speaks

The environment for coal is poor, it's even claimed to be not only  critically endangered but inevitably doomed by some misguided greenies and shills for the sun, not Shell or something bloody else decent - such as my partners and former employers at Deutsche Bank

Coal is good for you  You fucking peasants have been told! Listen to Homo Erectoid guru Tony Abbott clearly repeating it, over and over, in communion with the higher powers residing in and around the suppository of wisdom, an exclusive and somewhat unusual blue LNP cravatte, worn, um, internally. 

Not just good for you, bloody brilliant. Recent trials have confirmed that coal is an absolute killer when it comes to male pattern baldness. You can kiss that monkey goodbye. My hair is thicker than it ever was. Advanced hair, eat your heart out

It's not kaputt or defunct, simply resting, languidly extending and stretching its toes under the bucket carelessly kicked over by communists, Elon Musk and Lee Rhianon of the Watermelon Party. And there is plenty that my ministerial Fist of Frydenberg can do to save this keystone of our spirituality, the most prized fuel for the sacred combustion engine in our soul

It's not too late for coal, it's just coming into its own. Climate change can't faze it. If the wet bulb is at 40c and all living things have expired, coal will just carry on, it has no need to perspire, just inspire(poetic, don'tchaknow)

Policy detail will surely follow, yada yada, when it suits me, and I have received my instructions from the gentlemen of the bank, and the club

Friday, July 15, 2016

Baracking Gretschen, Rogering the Ailes

Gretschen Carlson to Barack Obama 

Roger  Ailes seems like a bit of a knob

but mind the Scottish drapes, in Donald Trump's wrinkly scrotum hang Rupert and Roger. Not all is as it seems

 admiring the banana

Moods of Mt Trump, part 2 - the Shitter

All that constipated rage has to go somewhere. And all those Mexicans would go elsewhere if an animatronic Trump was dropping 200 metre long turds on their heads at the border

Turdball Canape Team

Practice that shiteater grin Malcolm Turnbull

Barney Joyjoy and Fiona Nash as well as Julie Bishop have popped over for some dogfood on biscuits

What a colourful bunch of characters, Lucy thinks it's all such a scream

As for Bill Shorten

Monday, July 11, 2016

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Malcolm's crushing experience

 Getting another Crusher in regional Tasmania - Australia says hello, and goodbye, to second rate spiv Malcolm Turnbull

Chris Pyne takes Malcolm's pointing fingers for an outing, cause the peolple got it so wrong

Sunday, June 5, 2016

Victoria Nuland Selfie

Picnicking with freebooters from Moldova and Ukraine. There are good oligarchs and bad oligarchs...

"Fuck the EU!" - did I say that!?

Saturday, June 4, 2016

Bald Prick has a Cunning Plan

Turnbull and Morrison, and a flag

If we promise money to the rich, everyone will believe us. We can't afford not to reward them. Jobs and Growth. It's Labor's fault

Give it to me in bullet points!

What's Bill Shorten think. He doesn't seem that impressed.

Haw haw, Shawtun, never mind, I'm off to the Caymans

Sunday, May 8, 2016

Seenodonors and the peanut gallery

Sinodinos: Really, I've devoted my whole life to Public Service

Chortling in the cheap seats -  Tony Abbott with the backbencher in charge of secret dodgy treaties, Andrew Robb, and the head of Kevin Andrews, who is always ready to serve

Friday, April 29, 2016

Wyatt Roy's Dream

Dreaming up innovations for the Liberal Party, Wyatt Roy looks much better in pigtails. 

When he needs to think he slips the extensions on, ever since the halcyon childhood days learning political wisdom as he sat on Peta Credlin's knee

Was it Sophie and Tony Abbott I saw, laughing in the night.

"I'm an elder statesman..."

Sophie Mirabella's pledge - if you don't vote for me you can all get fucked

George Brandis is the life of the party

Saturday, April 23, 2016

Family Values: The Caymans

Playing dressups - the National Security Committee in Cabinet .

Wyatt Roy looks much better in pigtails, and heaven knows the Liberal Party could do with a little gender fluidity.

Gomez has such great ideas all the time, it's hard to keep up with the transfers to and from the Cayman Islands to finance all those bubbling ideas. We should have blind trust in him, and something in his blind trust.

George Brandis is feeling around, ready to rip out Malcolm Turnbull's heart, while Peta Credlin reads bedtime horror stories to Wyatt and Pugsley Peter Dutton

Morticia keeps Mal Cayman on his toes, you have to be agile with grenades going off all around. Like, who had the smart idea of putting a detonator in Sophie Mirabella's head. Still, it could have been Grandmama Frump, or Bronwyn Bishop.  Matthias Cormann is also lurking around

Exciting times for a family like the Caymans. No-one can wait for the reading of the will.

The flags will protect us, for they are like a shield of steel

Monday, April 18, 2016

Have you got Erdogan's Goat?

Mr Erdogan had a goat

A very special goat, full of virtue and intelligence

 The criminal comedian Boehmermann stole it - and performed unspeakable atrocities,

 Sparking a serious diplomatic incident between Turkey and Germany

Frau Merkel must restore my goat to me

Sunday, April 17, 2016

LNP dredging spoil

Victims of a bleaching event, these polyps ejected from the bowels of the reef, off Suppository of Wisdom Bay, look strangely like Clive Palmer and Greg Hunt

Hilary and Bern

Bernie Sanders

Sunday, April 10, 2016

The moods of Mt Trump - 1: Constipated Rage

Putting nukes to work. After vaporising ISIS and Saudi Arabia and whoever else is around, Donald Trump will raft the Karakorams to the Rio Grande.

That is a WALL. With A 5 Gigatonne Donald head shouting abuse and ranting about menstruation every 500 furlongs or 40 miles, whichever is less. Accompanied by the Finger of Mt Bighand.

Fuck Mt Rushmore. That is Donald Trump's pledge

Friday, April 8, 2016

While Morale is low the beatings will continue

Head Boy Malcolm Turnbull can't resist a little joke with his prefect Scott Morrison.

Wedgies at 4.30 in the Liberal party room - it's that kind of party!


The malleable head of Arthur Sinodinos has been snuffling around in the muck for truffles, there might be a Rolex in there, at least a bottle of Grange

Propose converting Victoria into a road. It's Labor's fault and we can load the contracts up with huge termination fees. I'm bound to get a Rolex, a bottle of Grange, a dacha at Daylesford, and a seat on the board.

What did I say? - I've forgotten already -, was I speaking at all?

Careworn after speaking with Cory Bernardi, there's nothing like a Bacon Bloody Mary at the Record Crate for a preferred Messiah wondering what comes after his triumphal entry into the capital.

The flying pigs may make some sense, and all that red prefigures what lies ahead. Kevin Andrews is prepared to serve