Wednesday, February 18, 2015

In a bar in Minsk...

Commemorative Coprolite sculptures of Lukashenko and Putin pursue a chocolate Poroshenko with an  offensive joke. 

Merkel to Obama : "There were a Frenchman, a Russian and a Ukrainian in a bar in Minsk. A beautiful German walked in..."

I'm Lord Fink and I'n not Dodgy

UK Tory party financier with a share in a Swiss Money Cake. And a beautiful name

My feelings don't really matter

In the cause of equality Joe Hockey will kiss anyone, especially at a fundraising party

He can even get all wet with Dear Leader, Tony Abbott. Cory Bernardi can't bear to look ... away. He's still obsessed about Malcolm Turnbull getting it on with an amoeba

Dijsselbloem and Varoufakis

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Send in the clowns

Kevin Andrews - "really, I'm a lot uglier than that"

The barnacles, the debacles, the thrills of spills, day after day the parliamentary clown fire brigade outdo their latest triumph

Tony Abbott surrenders.

The liar in chief

Look Ma, I can do this without crossing my fingers

Bronwyn Bishop can only applaud her love-child's conduct and good government from the Speaker's chair

And who couldn't indulge the endearing antics of Christopher Pyne, leader of the clowns

Arthur Sinodinos  used to give advice to Johnny Howard on how to make the most of a cheap suit, now takes leave from the NSW ICAC to offer the Liberal party some advice in his role as Guardian of Government Morals.

Note the streamlined head affording high manoeuvrability in tight spaces in both forward and reverse gears

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Holy HSBC cake

Lord Green commemorative cake that lights a candle for Jesus and Mammon

Monday, February 9, 2015

Run rabbt run

Coagulated dreams, Dear Leaders. The line up of heads to roll. Will Hodgman, Mike Baird, Campbell Newman, Tony Abbott and Colin Barnett

Vladimir Putin knows what to say, "Bwahaha, I'm huntin' Wabbits"

Sunday, February 1, 2015

Ian Duncan Smith

As a compassionate wet Tory(bwahaha)

The usual blockhead

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Djinn with an evil hangover

Like coal, Prince Philip is good for humanity. When the Rhodes scholar and eminent phycisist Tony Abbott became PM he offered these words of advice -

"Tone, you should lay off the cones"

But he wouldn't be told

"Team Australia, c'est moi"

He pressed ahead with plans to generate infiniite energy by mind-melding with ancient feudal entities, with the Duke of Edinburgh as a test platform,

even though a previous attempt with SBY in Indonesia didn't work out so well

Monday, January 26, 2015

Fossils fuel Monuments

Abdullah Imperial HeloPort and Campbell Newman's outcropping hill of coal seam gas.

Tony Blair hunted

The ICC snatch squad pursue Tony Blair.

Peter Dutton's lips are sealed

Minister Dutton sews lips shut in solidarity with Asylum seekers in immigration detention

In a gesture of compassion, the Gold Coast drug squad's rep in federal cabinet joins refugees on deck of a vessel attempting unauthorised passage to await processing  by operation sovereigns and doubloons

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Theresa May

A political statement in barbed wire and chains, all of respectable corporate security state provenance. Tony Abbott's hairshirt and lycra is for sissies, and Maggie T was far too easy on you bastards

Tony Abbott is wigging out

Our Dear Leader continues his spiritual journey, discovering that endangered barnacles can't just be bulldozed aside without an EIS, and besides the buggers are hard to shift.

So well attached they'd rip his heart and liver out

Friday, December 12, 2014

Police Provocateur

California Highway Patrol are planting undercover police in demos against police violence and impunity in Oakland and elsewhere.

This handsome fellow and his partner were attempting to incite looting when unmasked by the crowd

Would his superiors have been secretly pleased if the crowd had torn them to pieces?

Monday, December 8, 2014

A few spare heads

When you head a government as popular and laden with achievement as Tony Abbott's, you need a few spares in case any of the dummies lose theirs, or have them knocked off

You wouldn't believe how many Joe Hockey goes through

I can't breathe

The power of the people against tyranny and the barbarous death cult of eternal war

The educated face of Christopher Pyne

Chris Pyne has been burning the midnight oil perfecting his 'Grimace of an Ogre' for an examination at Twerp, Michael Gove's finishing school for education ministers, located under a medieval bridge close to Far Kew.

Monday, December 1, 2014

Parliamentary clown fire brigade

Ok, issue the red noses, plaid suits, really long shoes and extra large sad eyes.

Peta Credlin to Abbott

I've hooked the fire hydrant to to the liberal party badge on your label. Time to go put out some fires with Barnaby Joyce and Warren Truss

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Coal is good for you

You can burn it, you can coke it, you can smoke it, you can even eat it, just ask Joe Hockey and Jamie Briggs.

 It can make you a killing if you get in quick

Chris Pyne plans to fix the curriculum by giving due emphasis to the biblical passages than concern purifying the earth by extracting coal reserves and burning them, not to mention the valuable space liberated

Saturday, September 27, 2014

Bugsplat - My little hammer

The cares of office weigh heavy for President Barack Obama, no-one could begrudge him his little hammer as he stands in for Undead Secretary of State John Kerry

 Bugsplat, no big wars, but plenty of guts on the windsheild

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

IPA poetry masterclass

Don Rumsfeld has been brought out by the Institute of Public Affairs to instruct Chris Berg in the finer points of poetry and torture as described in the Gitmo field manual, the known unknowns of an alien probe from a fossil-fuel baron,

Feel the power of Wall St Bullshit 

Saturday, September 6, 2014

Eric Abetz

The Jokester: Sloppy Joe Hockey

Half a wit and half a raconteur, Jokin Joe Hockey can't resist his own genius.

The poor don't drive cars, or if they do they won't get far.  They'll be sitting on the side of the highway cause they've run out of petrol. Hahahar, isn't life funny sometimes?

Friday, September 5, 2014

Ebola nurses

Under-equipped nurses at an Ebola treatment centre somewhere in West Africa.

Why don't John Kerry and Julie Bishop take a few minutes out of the great game and put some resources into this epidemic before it gets further out of control, rather than devoting them to destabilising some countries, and bombarding others?

Tell the IMF this war aint over ...

Tell the IMF this war aint over till I fill my numbered account

No wonder Poroshenko is on drugs, with Vladimir Putin in one ear suggesting he could be in Kiev in 2 weeks, and Arseniy Yatsenyuk in the other.

Yats is shouting, screaming, and, worst of all, pouting

Oversized hand on his heart

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

The Chocolate Soldier's War

Plant a tree

Fertilise it with blood and bone.

Tony Abbott would like to thank the Ukrainian regime for the Australian bodies they have so kindly delivered.

In return we agree to declare the black boxes and air traffic control records top secret. Not that anyone has anything to hide

Meanwhile, ll innocent like, Vladimir Putin waits at the negotiating table, as troops not under his command turn the tables on the battlefield

Voodoo dreams. 

John Kerry, foreign minister of the Undead States of America fills Poroshenko's head with narcotic visions of the army of hell sweeping all before it with the Chocolate oligarch himself in command.

To sweeten the deal he mobilises  advance battalions of orcs, but never quite enough to prevail

Back in the world of Realpolitik Angela Merkel and Putin decide how to divide the praline to their mutual satisfaction