Thursday, June 21, 2018

MT Gargoyles


Was it something Malcolm Turnbull ate on the sewer tour, sampling the drugs in the povo electorate's excretions? Engaging with the public is such a chore .

Faced with their heads turning to stone, the Turdball Canape Team exercise enormously, work around the clock pulling faces


The LNP's favourite Pissing Boy sculpture, Christopher Pyne

Monday, May 14, 2018

Sewer Tour

Do the unemployed take enough drugs, or eat enough shit? What about the good old Aussie battler mum and dad investor? After much debate and delay the much anticipated national LNP sewer tour is underway, taking gourmet samples from outlets around Australia and providing sober analysis


Barnaby Joyce has a keen whiff of the nation's shit in his nostrils. Of course he wants more. He wants to understand what's in that stuff, and send it emojis


The Prime Tax Evader Minister smells his finger. What gravity?! Call a Royal Commission into Bill Shorten! And give me some of that shit


The core of the parliamentary working group,was chosen for their expertise


George Christensen always has a glass of Australia's piss on his desk, for anyone to sample

Tony Abbott knows the benefits of eating shit and drinking piss.  If you need a diver to locate a lost suppository, Tony is THE man. So let's get down to to business, let the sewer tour begin!


Peta Credlin gasps - look at Tony! 

This is just the beginning. 


Sunday, May 14, 2017

Erotic Selfie from George


Do pets grow to look like their masters?  If billionaire opera diva Gina Rinehart put on George Christensen's brown safari suit would anyone know?  

It's a tad impertinent to declare his love on the cover of Good Weekend, showing off his whip ... but what a heart beats beneath that pock-marked redneck exterior!

$2 a day
is all I will pay
Marikana
Do as I say
obey -  or I fire!
Marikana

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Rubber Chicken - the Boneless Head of Peter Dutton

Hubble Bubble
Vibble Vobble
Pulsating and deboned 
Peter Dutton dreams of the throne 

Thought bubbles
Lock up children
Human flesh
A barbeque on Parliament steps


Friday, March 10, 2017

Another Pouting Banker


Thorburn of NAB endures a ritual flogging with a wet lettuce leaf in federal parliament

Sunday, March 5, 2017

Making Climate Great Again


President +realDonaldTrump  (well, Hello Donald, what big hands) takes an inaugural official flight on Broomstick One to make the climate great by fixing gas pumps to the Arctic. A bunch of Secret Service Agents  around him playing quidditch.

It's gunna be the best climate. Sad

Thursday, March 2, 2017

Ratbags


You can tell Australia is a great country from the serene gaze of 2 of our leading political hearts and minds - the agile and innovative face of Pauline Hanson


and the divine pout of Cory Bernardi who is definitely not dreaming of marrying his animals

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Heat monsters strangle the Polar Vortex

And drive out the cold. This is derived from a typical temperature anomaly map from the 2016-2017 winter.

Friday, November 11, 2016

The Mad Monk's briefs


Tony Abbott girds his loins with his Aussie Aussie Aussie undies and charges at the dispatch table

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Broomstick One


This is a buzz this is the greatest buzz - President-Elect Trump to Breitbart as he welcomes a new form of Presidential transport straight out of Area 51 which yet represents a return to tradition. The first Official flight to be from the Capitol to Salem on inauguration day

It's powered by negative thought so it really burns. I'm going for a joyride


The events in the US are so funny Vlad Putin can't stop laughing


Laughing so hard his head is bouncing around the Kremlin. Can't wait to get commemorative teatowels made, and babushka dolls, and ....

Monday, October 31, 2016

Real Estate Agent from Hell


Jamie Packer's whale hunting has come to nothing despite all the shark netting around Barangaroo - the harpoon exploded in his hands. But look what he did land, Mike Baird, the leading real estate agent in Hell, seen here selling beachfront property by an ocean of Grange, or is it blood?

Monday, October 3, 2016

Priests of CO2 dance up a storm



Barnaby Joyce is not a happy man.

It's not just what windfarms do to him personally, it's a matter of national security


Pull out the lagerphone, it's time to get serious!



Like Hamlet, the dead man is out walking with his friends, the heads of his friends - Arthur Sinodinos, Mal Brough, and Mitch Fifield.

There is only one thing to do. Malcolm Turnbull must grasp the instrument and dance up a storm


Our PM speaks in crosshatched waffle - if you listen you can *hear* the Turnbull tartan in the drone


Keep the sacred fires burning at Hazelwood and Eraring. Infernal wind machines sucked a hellish cold blast from way down south - look what happened in SA?


Shakety-shakety-shake shake woohoo woo, see the chief witch doctor play his lagerphone and sing to his anthracite fetish, the Black Jesus of Wahroonga.


Hunt and cunt compared? One is unfairly maligned, the other is a prick

 




Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Barnaby Joyce, acting PM


Barnaby Joyce has been scratching his head in preparation for the big move to Armidale

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Thursday, September 1, 2016

Pirates of Brand Ar$e



George Christensen strides on stage and sings

We are the Pirates of Brand Ar$e


A polished knob on the Senate floor - 

Brandis QC  himself, with  an opinion


Kathy Jackson locked in a remote tower

All she needs is some CO2


The chorus of Lignite and Anthracite

Coal is Good for YOOOOOu

(Thanks to Craig Kelly and Tony Abbott)



Shorten, I can't place my majority, do be so agile as to go and find it!




Saturday, August 27, 2016

Priests of Carbon Dioxide sing

 Rehearsing psalms and arias for the 45th parliament, its Josh "the Fist" Frydenberg and Scott Ennio Morrison
 
They have some ideas for a mass  starring opera diva Gina Rinehart


Saturday, August 20, 2016

Self combusting Potato


The parliamentary forecourt in Canberra is perfect for bbqs and flambees. Peter Dutton is giving himself a roast cause he's really proud of his achievements with cooking on Nauru



Saturday, August 13, 2016

George Brandoid


George Brandis doing what he does best, dissembling and talking shit

Thursday, August 4, 2016

Moods of Mt Trump: The Putin Orgasmatron


Amerika! Donald Trump is coming! Do you want to be around with all that shit oozing from his, er,  wherever?

Hear all the guffaws and smirks emitting from Putin and the Kremlin. This is more fun than pantsing Mike McFaul.

What is this talk of colour revolution? Of weaponising democratic process? Ask Hilary about that, if she's not to busy seeking the Republican nomination for president


Saturday, July 23, 2016

MC KRudd


Are you all nostalgic for the rhymes of MC KRudd and his Labor Party stooges ?

Brendan Nelson will be sad to see him go, but nevertheless he sees the benefit for Australia in inflicting his special skills on the UN secretariat