Monday, March 26, 2012

what's this, indigestion?

variations on Richard III...
"Charlie Brooks, where's me f##kin' horse?"

Has eating the English given PM Dave indigestion? (You're all in this [stomach] together)

See Dave Cameron do introspection. It's big, it's hard, it's ugly

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Clive Palmer, carnival queen

Lovable Clive, who learnt rhetoric at The Joh Bjelke school of spin. He took Chicken Feeding to heart, giving himself two servings when anyone else got one.
Don't you worry about that!

Suitably connected, he made a fortune in speculative property development
 He used the money and the connections to get into speculative mining development, a middleman between the real mining and customer interests, and the government, trading leases and shelf companies

Don't cross him, he loves to waste years(yours) in the courts

and furthermore

His mate Campbell Newman will soon run Queensland. Clive's his biggest donor
Clive 'worked hard' to get where he is. You should do the same

Buy the government, and the instruments of propaganda and information

Sunday, March 11, 2012

The skull with a tongue: Campbell Newman's pledge

It's not actually a tongue, it's one of those shape-shifting lizards attempting to escape