Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Theresa May

A political statement in barbed wire and chains, all of respectable corporate security state provenance. Tony Abbott's hairshirt and lycra is for sissies, and Maggie T was far too easy on you bastards

Tony Abbott is wigging out

Our Dear Leader continues his spiritual journey, discovering that endangered barnacles can't just be bulldozed aside without an EIS, and besides the buggers are hard to shift.

So well attached they'd rip his heart and liver out

Friday, December 12, 2014

Police Provocateur

California Highway Patrol are planting undercover police in demos against police violence and impunity in Oakland and elsewhere.

This handsome fellow and his partner were attempting to incite looting when unmasked by the crowd

Would his superiors have been secretly pleased if the crowd had torn them to pieces?

Monday, December 8, 2014

A few spare heads

When you head a government as popular and laden with achievement as Tony Abbott's, you need a few spares in case any of the dummies lose theirs, or have them knocked off

You wouldn't believe how many Joe Hockey goes through

I can't breathe

The power of the people against tyranny and the barbarous death cult of eternal war

The educated face of Christopher Pyne

Chris Pyne has been burning the midnight oil perfecting his 'Grimace of an Ogre' for an examination at Twerp, Michael Gove's finishing school for education ministers, located under a medieval bridge close to Far Kew.

Monday, December 1, 2014

Parliamentary clown fire brigade

Ok, issue the red noses, plaid suits, really long shoes and extra large sad eyes.

Peta Credlin to Abbott

I've hooked the fire hydrant to to the liberal party badge on your label. Time to go put out some fires with Barnaby Joyce and Warren Truss

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Coal is good for you

You can burn it, you can coke it, you can smoke it, you can even eat it, just ask Joe Hockey and Jamie Briggs.

 It can make you a killing if you get in quick

Chris Pyne plans to fix the curriculum by giving due emphasis to the biblical passages than concern purifying the earth by extracting coal reserves and burning them, not to mention the valuable space liberated

Saturday, September 27, 2014

Bugsplat - My little hammer

The cares of office weigh heavy for President Barack Obama, no-one could begrudge him his little hammer as he stands in for Undead Secretary of State John Kerry

 Bugsplat, no big wars, but plenty of guts on the windsheild

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

IPA poetry masterclass

Don Rumsfeld has been brought out by the Institute of Public Affairs to instruct Chris Berg in the finer points of poetry and torture as described in the Gitmo field manual, the known unknowns of an alien probe from a fossil-fuel baron,

Feel the power of Wall St Bullshit 

Saturday, September 6, 2014

Eric Abetz

The Jokester: Sloppy Joe Hockey

Half a wit and half a raconteur, Jokin Joe Hockey can't resist his own genius.

The poor don't drive cars, or if they do they won't get far.  They'll be sitting on the side of the highway cause they've run out of petrol. Hahahar, isn't life funny sometimes?

Friday, September 5, 2014

Ebola nurses

Under-equipped nurses at an Ebola treatment centre somewhere in West Africa.

Why don't John Kerry and Julie Bishop take a few minutes out of the great game and put some resources into this epidemic before it gets further out of control, rather than devoting them to destabilising some countries, and bombarding others?

Tell the IMF this war aint over ...

Tell the IMF this war aint over till I fill my numbered account

No wonder Poroshenko is on drugs, with Vladimir Putin in one ear suggesting he could be in Kiev in 2 weeks, and Arseniy Yatsenyuk in the other.

Yats is shouting, screaming, and, worst of all, pouting

Oversized hand on his heart

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

The Chocolate Soldier's War

Plant a tree

Fertilise it with blood and bone.

Tony Abbott would like to thank the Ukrainian regime for the Australian bodies they have so kindly delivered.

In return we agree to declare the black boxes and air traffic control records top secret. Not that anyone has anything to hide

Meanwhile, ll innocent like, Vladimir Putin waits at the negotiating table, as troops not under his command turn the tables on the battlefield

Voodoo dreams. 

John Kerry, foreign minister of the Undead States of America fills Poroshenko's head with narcotic visions of the army of hell sweeping all before it with the Chocolate oligarch himself in command.

To sweeten the deal he mobilises  advance battalions of orcs, but never quite enough to prevail

Back in the world of Realpolitik Angela Merkel and Putin decide how to divide the praline to their mutual satisfaction

Saturday, August 30, 2014

Christine Lagarde of the IMF - I am not guilty

Christine Lagarde has been accused of organising a $500 000 000 kickback to Bernard Tapie, a colourful business identity and donor to the presidential campaign of her boss Nicolas Sarkozy of the UMP

Lagarde: Evidemment, I am not guilty, as any fool can see that this devious starfish is responsible. It has disgraced the independent remuneration panel I appointed it to lead

Starfish: Bof, the gall!

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Kim Williams - bullet points from a bullet head

Dum-Dum ammunition has been fired, no war crime in the corporate context. Impacts have turned Kim Williams head into an even clunkier projectile

- Is Rupert Murdoch a feudal throwback? you said it - how did you guess? In any case there's no need to make up new words to describe my repudiated, former liege lord

Does the Australian lose money? bwahaha

How does one calculate and book the value of investment in an influence peddling network? Is Rebecca Brooks still available as a firewall?

Just how does Andrew Bolt massage his masters wrinkles, spookily far away in New York? Haptic touchy-feelies and a couple of iphones

eeeeuuw - don't visualise that!

Sunday, August 17, 2014

Ferguson. Modern policing

Hands up, don't shoot

Police murdering youth

Nathan Tinkler and his mates

Bought up all the MPs in the lower hunter, and a little more besides

Mike Gallagher  - what price the police ministry?

NSW Premier Bruce Baird knows there are certain traditions that have to be upheld.

But a Charlestown Lib and his wife got more than they bargained for

Swansea's Gerry Edward's communes with the ghost of Barry O'Farrell, crying into an empty bottle of Grange

I'm huntin' wabbits. (Never let a crisis go to waste)

Tony Abbott's going take this opportunity to clean up the NSW Liberal Party

Another MP Ko-ed - Owen announces his resignation

Monday, August 4, 2014

Liberal cackling

Gina Rinehart and Chris Pyne cackle to see Joe Hockey going apeshit

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

George Brandis sponsorship deal

With Tony Abbott and some logos and livery. Warren Truss gets a suitably emblazoned guernsey too

Like any respectable arts festival, political leaders have no business rejecting corporate sponsors, how would they ever know what to do in government otherwise?

There's still plenty of room for more. Add your suggestions below

Monday, March 31, 2014

John Brennan's head - My gift to you

An extraordinary rendition

Barack Obama puts on his best John F Kennedy grin(or shiteater grin if you prefer), as he praises Saudi Abdullah for human rights and GLBT queerness.

And in accordance with custom, Abdullah has a gift in return

Monday, March 24, 2014

No Such Orchestra - the Clappertron

New advances in mindfuck technology

You've seen James Clapper play the theremin, now you can play the world's brainwaves in the Global Theatre of Combat.

Through the democratisation of technology, we can now all enter the Twilight Zone

And here it is, the Insect Intelligence Auditorium.

The technical spec is cloaked in secrecy and disinformation, but it has been observed to transform into a cicada which transforms into Battlestar Galactica