Monday, August 27, 2012

Hunchback of Downing St

Midas powers in reverse: Everything George Osborne touches turns to shit. So pity that door knocker

Berejiklian smells the people

Tuck your Berejiklian shirts in
you bunch of O'Farrells
Get out and Abbott, you Bairds

How humilaiting to be seen on public transport!
It's a bitter pill for Gladys to swallow. Standards of deportment and grooming must be maintained

The uniform must be spotless. Maintain the brand. Passengers fingernails are to be inspected...

Bonking Boris Bankster better not come to town, he'll be sent home to comb his hair

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Tony Abbott learns to read

Tony, this is a briefing document. You may remember these from your time as a federal minister.

Note for Julie Bishop. You should hang out with Tony more often: you seem sane and educated by comparison

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

pussy riot

Eh Putinator, take a kick in the arse "in the name of god"

Chatbot Mike McFaul laughs at his discomfort. Putin can see him!

"That's below the belt, attacked by girls. This is worse the the beatle$"

He confers with Russian Olympic officials in London. "I like to wrestle tigers. With judo throw I can land these foreign-backed witches in gulag. I call for leniency. Minimum term is two years"

But how exorcise that chatbot, for that we must wait and see

Monday, August 20, 2012

Feather duster a rooster again

Sick of bush-walking and doing Abraham Lincoln pastiches on the standup circuit former NSW premier Bob Carr has got himself a new job as minister for US interests in the ALP with special responsibility for delivering Julian Assange

Meanwhile Assange is settling into solitary confinement at the Ecuadorian embassy in Knightsbridge

Facts are sacred and my lawyer is naked

Sunday, August 19, 2012

That's no Kenny Everett hand...

That's the Bain strangling hand

Ryan: No taxes for deserving corporate persons

Mitt 'Romnoid' Romney : I pledge to be a deserving corporate person

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Malcolm Turnbull waits, and salivates

 Australia would have to be the only country going which would seriously consider a merchant banker as a sober alternative Prime Minister. 5 years into the financial crisis. We have a hairy monk to thank for that. Savonarola in budgie smugglers

But a merchant banker is a merchant banker. it will be interesting to watch for liberal policy to fix the NBN for corporate and financial sector profit over public interest. And somehow protecting Foxtel's  sports cartel. 

Whatever contortions are required

monetizing existence is rewarding... fruit of the pin-stripe plant, an invasive weed

Sunday, August 12, 2012

More merchandise

For devotees of the Socialist pantheon, we introduce the all-new Babushka Buddha series of Latin American revolutionary leaders. Opening Hugo Chavez reveals Fidel Castro - with complimentary cigar. Peel him away to find Che Guevara. Next is Allende - imagine Kissinger bombing his palace.  Then comes Evo Morales in a cornbread headdress. Inside them all, long-necked Simon Bolivar, wearing an angular military hat

Friday, August 10, 2012

A big shout out to all my money

Whether hot and anonymous, or relaxing in tax havens: Mitt Romney dreams of a plutocratic orgy in Washington

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Trust me, I worked for Goldman Sachs

Mario Draghi takes Gordon Brown Pudding for a walk

Bullingdon boys at the Olympic

Check the merchandise! Free Boris Bankster with every happy meal.

Or, for those who come second, Lord Dave Snooty, Cameron of the (British Virgin) Isles

George Osborne reminisces:  When I was at school I wore a necklace of Bob the Builder dolls to give me power over those other idiots. To those ambitious schoolboys out there I would suggest - a string of Boris Banksters adorning your throat will take you far...