Monday, June 25, 2012

Mitt Romney is worried about sex

Julian Assange is contemplating solitary at the Ecuadoran embassy, comforted only by his lawyers.

Back on the campaign trail, Mitt Romney receives an honorary doctorate of camouflage at Mormon Hamburger state university.

His mind's on other things, like solitary confinement. He's been reading a Don Rumsfeld poem about rubber gloves and paper bags, and dripping, dripping water.

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