Gentlemen don't pay taxes

Fresh on the heels of Bob Diamond's stunning string of performances at the Libor Club see the Barclay twins, proprietors of the London Daily Telegraph - the voice of the establishment - as a pair of dancing condoms  from the island of Sark

 

They are puttin' on the Ritz, At the Ritz!

Set in a British-administered tax haven on one of the lesser moons of Gallifrey, Gentlemen don't pay taxes, Gentlemen do wear ties is a comedy of manners, a light introduction to modern business mores

After me:

"We're not takin' the piss!
We're not bein' SARK-y"