The Mad Monk's briefs

 

Tony Abbott girds his loins with his Aussie Aussie Aussie undies and charges at the dispatch table

Broomstick One

 

This is a buzz this is the greatest buzz - President-Elect Trump to Breitbart as he welcomes a new form of Presidential transport straight out of Area 51 which yet represents a return to tradition. The first Official flight to be from the Capitol to Salem on inauguration day

It's powered by negative thought so it really burns. I'm going for a joyride

 

The events in the US are so funny Vlad Putin can't stop laughing

 

Laughing so hard his head is bouncing around the Kremlin. Can't wait to get commemorative teatowels made, and babushka dolls, and ....

Real Estate Agent from Hell

Jamie Packer's whale hunting has come to nothing despite all the shark netting around Barangaroo - the harpoon exploded in his hands. But look what he did land, Mike Baird, the leading real estate agent in Hell, seen here selling beachfront property by an ocean of Grange, or is it blood?

Priests of CO2 dance up a storm

 

Barnaby Joyce is not a happy man.

It's not just what windfarms do to him personally, it's a matter of national security

 

Pull out the lagerphone, it's time to get serious!

 

Like Hamlet, the dead man is out walking with his friends, the heads of his friends - Arthur Sinodinos, Mal Brough, and Mitch Fifield.

There is only one thing to do. Malcolm Turnbull must grasp the instrument and dance up a storm

 

Our PM speaks in crosshatched waffle - if you listen you can *hear* the Turnbull tartan in the drone

 

Keep the sacred fires burning at Hazelwood and Eraring. Infernal wind machines sucked a hellish cold blast from way down south - look what happened in SA?

Shakety-shakety-shake shake woohoo woo, see the chief witch doctor play his lagerphone and sing to his anthracite fetish, the Black Jesus of Wahroonga.

 

Hunt and cunt compared? One is unfairly maligned, the other is a prick

 

Christian Porter

My Trump Lollipop

 

 Rather than practise for the debates,  Donald Trump rehearses a song for the inauguration party

Barnaby Joyce, acting PM

Barnaby Joyce has been scratching his head in preparation for the big move to Armidale

Chopper

 

Larry Marshall

The Living Eyes of Kevin Andrews

Kevin Andrews imagining himself as PM

Point the Finger

 

Malcolm Turnbull excoriates the electorate, or something.

I deserve a tick

Pirates of Brand Ar$e

 

George Christensen strides on stage and sings

We are the Pirates of Brand Ar$e

 

A polished knob on the Senate floor - 

Brandis QC  himself, with  an opinion

 

Kathy Jackson locked in a remote tower

All she needs is some CO2

 

The chorus of Lignite and Anthracite

Coal is Good for YOOOOOu

(Thanks to Craig Kelly and Tony Abbott)

 

PM Turnbull Malcolm

Shorten, I can't place my majority, do be so agile as to go and find it!

Priests of Carbon Dioxide sing

 

 Rehearsing psalms and arias for the 45th parliament, its Josh "the Fist" Frydenberg and Scott Ennio Morrison

 

They have some ideas for a mass  starring opera diva Gina Rinehart

Self combusting Potato

The parliamentary forecourt in Canberra is perfect for bbqs and flambees. Peter Dutton is giving himself a roast cause he's really proud of his achievements with cooking on Nauru

Moods of Mt Trump, part 3: I did a shit

George Brandoid

George Brandis doing what he does best, dissembling and talking shit

Moods of Mt Trump: The Putin Orgasmatron

Amerika! Donald Trump is coming! Do you want to be around with all that shit oozing from his, er,  wherever?

Hear all the guffaws and smirks emitting from Putin and the Kremlin. This is more fun than pantsing Mike McFaul.

What is this talk of colour revolution? Of weaponising democratic process? Ask Hilary about that, if she's not to busy seeking the Republican nomination for president

MC KRudd

 

Are you all nostalgic for the rhymes of MC KRudd and his Labor Party stooges ?

Brendan Nelson will be sad to see him go, but nevertheless he sees the benefit for Australia in inflicting his special skills on the UN secretariat

Bums against Trump

Frydenberg, Minister for Coal Environment, speaks

 

I am Frydenberg 

The environment for coal is poor, it's even claimed to be not only  critically endangered but inevitably doomed by some misguided greenies and shills for the sun, not Shell or something bloody else decent - such as my partners and former employers at Deutsche Bank

Coal is good for you  You fucking peasants have been told! Listen to Homo Erectoid guru Tony Abbott clearly repeating it, over and over, in communion with the higher powers residing in and around the suppository of wisdom, an exclusive and somewhat unusual blue LNP cravatte, worn, um, internally. 

Not just good for you, bloody brilliant. Recent trials have confirmed that coal is an absolute killer when it comes to male pattern baldness. You can kiss that monkey goodbye. My hair is thicker than it ever was. Advanced hair, eat your heart out

It's not kaputt or defunct, simply resting, languidly extending and stretching its toes under the bucket carelessly kicked over by communists, Elon Musk and Lee Rhianon of the Watermelon Party. And there is plenty that my ministerial Fist of Frydenberg can do to save this keystone of our spirituality, the most prized fuel for the sacred combustion engine in our soul

It's not too late for coal, it's just coming into its own. Climate change can't faze it. If the wet bulb is at 40c and all living things have expired, coal will just carry on, it has no need to perspire, just inspire(poetic, don'tchaknow)

Policy detail will surely follow, yada yada, when it suits me, and I have received my instructions from the gentlemen of the bank, and the club

Baracking Gretschen, Rogering the Ailes

 

Gretschen Carlson to Barack Obama - looks good down there...

On the other hand

 

Roger  Ailes seems like a bit of a knob

but mind the Scottish drapes.

 In Donald Trump's wrinkly scrotum hang Rupert Murdoch(B1) and Roger(B2). Not all is as it seems

B1 and B2 admiring the banana

Hillary Clinton rolls her eyebrows

Moods of Mt Trump, part 2 - the Shitter

All that constipated rage has to go somewhere. And all those Mexicans would go elsewhere if an animatronic Trump was dropping 200 metre long turds on their heads at the border

Turdball Canape Team

 

How does it feel to be a newly minted electoral winner? Practice that shiteater grin PM Malcolm Turnbull- it's time to entertain some guests

 

Sometime Acting PM Barney Joyjoy and Fiona Nash as well as Julie Bishop have popped over for some dogfood on biscuits

 

What a colourful bunch of characters, Lucy thinks it's all such a scream

 

As for Bill Shorten 

, he's not eating anything he didn't see made

Hilary and Barry

Hillary Clinton speaks from the heart

Barack Obama applauds stoicly

Battle of the Dimples

Bill Shorten observing the expansion of Morrison's head

Malcolm's crushing experience

 

 Getting another Crusher in regional Tasmania - Australia says hello, and goodbye, to second rate spiv Malcolm Turnbull

 

Chris Pyne takes Malcolm's pointing fingers for an outing, cause the peolple got it so wrong

Victoria Nuland Selfie

Picnicking with freebooters from Moldova and Ukraine. There are good oligarchs and bad oligarchs...

"Fuck the EU!" - did I say that!?

Bald Prick has a Cunning Plan

 

Turnbull and Morrison, and a flag

If we promise money to the rich, everyone will believe us. We can't afford not to reward them. Jobs and Growth. It's Labor's fault

Give it to me in bullet points!

What's Bill Shorten think. He doesn't seem that impressed.

Haw haw, Shawtun, never mind, I'm off to the Caymans