Anthony Albanese knows: there's brass in muck, but what a mess
SS Tony - a refugee vessel, seeking asylum without maps or charts, mined, primed to explode, the engine self-sabotaged.
Where's the Great Helmsman?
Now Tony, repeat after me
"I may be PM but I'm not responsible"
Look over there, it's Bill Shorten. If you want anything done you'll have to talk to him
But can he defuse IEDs disguised as a patriotic gnome lurking in the long grass
Joe Hockey's overboard, not drowning just waving