Friday, April 17, 2015

Keeping Clive Palmer inflated

It keeps a lot of energy to keep Clive inflated and aloft, a lot of lunches and dinners, breakfasts, and buffets. But it's a little known secret that Clive has a tar sand deposit all around his pancreas for moments when all have deserted him, the kitchen is closed, and he has to fly solo.

That's why his farts stink so bad

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