Where is the deputy PM's office nowadays? Gunnedah? Guyra?.
When acting Prime Minister, Nats have to govern the country as a bunyip in a caravan haunting a billabong somewhere. Perhaps with reindeer horns and a funny hat.
Gina Rinehart's friend Barnaby Joyce, staunch opponent/supporter of monster coal mines on prime farmland, has moved his whole ministry into the caravan and they're off to tour his electorate. Don't mention Tony Windsor
To celebrate their joy Barnaby's staff have produce this cheap commemorative timepiece, guaranteed to be correct at least 2 times a day. It's prone to strangle itself, but still works