Firing Dum Dum bullets like Tony Abbott is a feint, a ruse.
No Such Agency has been at work. Bronwyn Bishop's hair shields a mighty capacitor for the Fool Spectrum Dominance Mind Ray. Powered up by cheap jibes and vitriol, it turns Barnaby Joyce and Joe Hockey into the Thinkers, and makes Malcolm Turnbull's jokes funny.
So ensuring adult rule forever!
