Like coal, Prince Philip is good for humanity. When the Rhodes scholar and eminent phycisist Tony Abbott became PM he offered these words of advice -
"Tone, you should lay off the cones"
But he wouldn't be told
"Team Australia, c'est moi"
He pressed ahead with plans to generate infiniite energy by mind-melding with ancient feudal entities, with the Duke of Edinburgh as a test platform,
even though a previous attempt with SBY in Indonesia didn't work out so well