Bugsplat - My little hammer

 

The cares of office weigh heavy for President Barack Obama, no-one could begrudge him his little hammer as he stands in for Undead Secretary of State John Kerry

 Bugsplat, no big wars, but plenty of guts on the windsheild

IPA poetry masterclass

 

Don Rumsfeld has been brought out by the Institute of Public Affairs to instruct Chris Berg in the finer points of poetry and torture as described in the Gitmo field manual, the known unknowns of an alien probe from a fossil-fuel baron,

 

Feel the power of Wall St Bullshit 

Eric Abetz

The Jokester: Sloppy Joe Hockey

Half a wit and half a raconteur, Jokin Joe Hockey can't resist his own genius.

The poor don't drive cars, or if they do they won't get far.  They'll be sitting on the side of the highway cause they've run out of petrol. Hahahar, isn't life funny sometimes?

Ebola nurses

Under-equipped nurses at an Ebola treatment centre somewhere in West Africa.

Why don't John Kerry and Julie Bishop take a few minutes out of the great game and put some resources into this epidemic before it gets further out of control, rather than devoting them to destabilising some countries, and bombarding others?

Tell the IMF this war aint over ...

 

Tell the IMF this war aint over till I fill my numbered account

No wonder Poroshenko is on drugs, with Vladimir Putin in one ear suggesting he could be in Kiev in 2 weeks, and Arseniy Yatsenyuk in the other.

Yats is shouting, screaming, and, worst of all, pouting

 

Oversized hand on his heart

St Joe of Tripodi

Rupert Murdoch's second childhood

 

As Rupe goes gaga, the whole world becomes demented with him.

The Chocolate Soldier's War

 

Plant a tree

Fertilise it with blood and bone.

Tony Abbott would like to thank the Ukrainian regime for the Australian bodies they have so kindly delivered.

In return we agree to declare the black boxes and air traffic control records top secret. Not that anyone has anything to hide

Meanwhile, ll innocent like, Vladimir Putin waits at the negotiating table, as troops not under his command turn the tables on the battlefield

 

Voodoo dreams. 

John Kerry, foreign minister of the Undead States of America fills Poroshenko's head with narcotic visions of the army of hell sweeping all before it with the Chocolate oligarch himself in command.

To sweeten the deal he mobilises  advance battalions of orcs, but never quite enough to prevail

 

Back in the world of Realpolitik Angela Merkel and Putin decide how to divide the praline to their mutual satisfaction