A couple of classy lawyers

 

 

Former Attorney General who sued the ABC for defamation, lost his lawyer, and abandoned the case at mediation, then called a press conference to claim he'd won - even though the story stands. The ABC added an editor's note regretting if anyone had assumed Porter was guilty (rather than accused). Hmm, now that's vindication

A little leaf from the book of the bloke below, now suspended and on the way  to disbarrment as a lawyer in New York, and elsewhere

 

 

Rudy Giuliani, Donald Trump's personal lawyer, and authority on Grecian 2000 hair dye

 

Hanson dreams of retirement motza

 

 

 Rumoured to be retiring from the Senate soon - we can only hope - Pauline Hanson was pushing an amendment to add $30000 to the super of everyone who was 67 this year, like her. But she can't remember her age, it wouldn't be ladylike

 

Made men

 The pout and his attorney

PM Scummy Promo

 

The LNP and Australia continue their dirty protest against the world. Here's the latest excrement hyperactively smeared around the cot, creating a shitty roadmap to the New Jerusalem.

Scott Morrison, come on down. (Where the bloody hell are ya?)

Our Gladys

 

Gladys Berejiklian

Bananaby and FrankenLatham

 

Barnaby Joyce and Mark Latham make their contribution 

Keating deboned

 

5 years of supping on Australia's sewage, to keep us safe, draws lines in your face. Peter Dutton has just realised something tastes like shit

Jared Kushner

 

His wife Ivanka has described him as a mutant, and she's a member of the fascist Munster clan. Welcome to the family

MT Gargoyles

 

Was it something Malcolm Turnbull ate on the sewer tour, sampling the drugs in the povo electorate's excretions? Engaging with the public is such a chore .

Faced with their heads turning to stone, the Turdball Canape Team exercise enormously, work around the clock pulling faces

 

The LNP's favourite Pissing Boy sculpture, Christopher Pyne

Sewer Tour

Do the unemployed take enough drugs, or eat enough shit? What about the good old Aussie battler mum and dad investor? After much debate and delay the much anticipated national LNP sewer tour is underway, taking gourmet samples from outlets around Australia and providing sober analysis

 

Barnaby Joyce has a keen whiff of the nation's shit in his nostrils. Of course he wants more. He wants to understand what's in that stuff, and send it emojis

 

The Prime Tax Evader Minister smells his finger. What gravity?! Call a Royal Commission into Bill Shorten! And give me some of that shit

The core of the parliamentary working group,was chosen for their expertise

 

George Christensen always has a glass of Australia's piss on his desk, for anyone to sample

 

Tony Abbott knows the benefits of eating shit and drinking piss.  If you need a diver to locate a lost suppository, Tony is THE man. So let's get down to to business, let the sewer tour begin!

 

Peta Credlin gasps - look at Tony! 

This is just the beginning. 

Erotic Selfie from George

 

Do pets grow to look like their masters?  If billionaire opera diva Gina Rinehart put on George Christensen's brown safari suit would anyone know?  

It's a tad impertinent to declare his love on the cover of Good Weekend, showing off his whip ... but what a heart beats beneath that pock-marked redneck exterior!

$2 a day

is all I will pay

Marikana

Do as I say

obey -  or I fire!

Marikana

Rubber Chicken - the Boneless Head of Peter Dutton

 

Hubble Bubble

Vibble Vobble

Pulsating and deboned 

Peter Dutton dreams of the throne 

 

Thought bubbles

Lock up children

Human flesh

A barbeque on Parliament steps

Another Pouting Banker

 

Thorburn of NAB endures a ritual flogging with a wet lettuce leaf in federal parliament

Making Climate Great Again

 

President +realDonaldTrump  (well, Hello Donald, what big hands) takes an inaugural official flight on Broomstick One to make the climate great by fixing gas pumps to the Arctic. A bunch of Secret Service Agents  around him playing quidditch.

It's gunna be the best climate. Sad

Ratbags

 

You can tell Australia is a great country from the serene gaze of 2 of our leading political hearts and minds - the agile and innovative face of Pauline Hanson

 

and the divine pout of Cory Bernardi who is definitely not dreaming of marrying his animals

Heat monsters strangle the Polar Vortex

And drive out the cold. This is derived from a typical temperature anomaly map from the 2016-2017 winter.

Tony Abbott's briefs, in colour

In the parliamentary Abbottoir

The Mad Monk's briefs

 

Tony Abbott girds his loins with his Aussie Aussie Aussie undies and charges at the dispatch table

Broomstick One

 

This is a buzz this is the greatest buzz - President-Elect Trump to Breitbart as he welcomes a new form of Presidential transport straight out of Area 51 which yet represents a return to tradition. The first Official flight to be from the Capitol to Salem on inauguration day

It's powered by negative thought so it really burns. I'm going for a joyride

 

The events in the US are so funny Vlad Putin can't stop laughing

 

Laughing so hard his head is bouncing around the Kremlin. Can't wait to get commemorative teatowels made, and babushka dolls, and ....

Real Estate Agent from Hell

Jamie Packer's whale hunting has come to nothing despite all the shark netting around Barangaroo - the harpoon exploded in his hands. But look what he did land, Mike Baird, the leading real estate agent in Hell, seen here selling beachfront property by an ocean of Grange, or is it blood?