Theresa May

 

A political statement in barbed wire and chains, all of respectable corporate security state provenance. Tony Abbott's hairshirt and lycra is for sissies, and Maggie T was far too easy on you bastards

Tony Abbott is wigging out

 

Our Dear Leader continues his spiritual journey, discovering that endangered barnacles can't just be bulldozed aside without an EIS, and besides the buggers are hard to shift.

So well attached they'd rip his heart and liver out

Police Provocateur

California Highway Patrol are planting undercover police in demos against police violence and impunity in Oakland and elsewhere.

This handsome fellow and his partner were attempting to incite looting when unmasked by the crowd

Would his superiors have been secretly pleased if the crowd had torn them to pieces?

A few spare heads

 

When you head a government as popular and laden with achievement as Tony Abbott's, you need a few spares in case any of the dummies lose theirs, or have them knocked off

 

You wouldn't believe how many Joe Hockey goes through

I can't breathe

 

The power of the people against tyranny and the barbarous death cult of eternal war

The educated face of Christopher Pyne

 

Chris Pyne has been burning the midnight oil perfecting his 'Grimace of an Ogre' for an examination at Twerp, Michael Gove's finishing school for education ministers, located under a medieval bridge close to Far Kew.

Parliamentary clown fire brigade

 

Tony Abbott to Scott Morrison

Ok, issue the red noses, plaid suits, really long shoes and extra large sad eyes.

Peta Credlin to Abbott

I've hooked the fire hydrant to to the liberal party badge on your label. Time to go put out some fires with Barnaby Joyce and Warren Truss