Wolfgang Schaeuble

Gentlemen don't pay taxes

Fresh on the heels of Bob Diamond's stunning string of performances at the Libor Club see the Barclay twins, proprietors of the London Daily Telegraph - the voice of the establishment - as a pair of dancing condoms  from the island of Sark

 

They are puttin' on the Ritz, At the Ritz!

Set in a British-administered tax haven on one of the lesser moons of Gallifrey, Gentlemen don't pay taxes, Gentlemen do wear ties is a comedy of manners, a light introduction to modern business mores

After me:

"We're not takin' the piss!
We're not bein' SARK-y"

Stop looking at my wife

Prince Willy says, stop looking at my wife, the future queen of England, Kate Middleton

 

Have you never seen a royal coupling?

Offshore vehicles for the unemployed

Ian Duncan-Smith, British minister for transferring public pension funds to crony corporations, and post-Soviet billionaire Rinat Akhmetov confer over the modest dinghy of the well-known(and much loved) unemployed football fan Roman Abramovich