Debastardising the ADF

Easier said than done. Can Duntroon survive without its core curriculum? And how to unleash a debastardised army on a civilian population, particularly one's own -  lest the west demand a Spring of its own?

Without bastards they might fraternize with the people, and load their weapons with flowers.

But Australia's not  defenceless yet

 

The top general of the army makes sure the message gets out there. I may not outrank Misery Houston, but I'm sure as hell more miserable than you.

Up at Forward Operating Base Hellhole, qualified bastards maintain discipline and morale, and secretly plot against democracy