A couple of classy lawyers

 

 

Former Attorney General who sued the ABC for defamation, lost his lawyer, and abandoned the case at mediation, then called a press conference to claim he'd won - even though the story stands. The ABC added an editor's note regretting if anyone had assumed Porter was guilty (rather than accused). Hmm, now that's vindication

A little leaf from the book of the bloke below, now suspended and on the way  to disbarrment as a lawyer in New York, and elsewhere

 

 

Rudy Giuliani, Donald Trump's personal lawyer, and authority on Grecian 2000 hair dye

 

Hanson dreams of retirement motza

 

 

 Rumoured to be retiring from the Senate soon - we can only hope - Pauline Hanson was pushing an amendment to add $30000 to the super of everyone who was 67 this year, like her. But she can't remember her age, it wouldn't be ladylike