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Take a Holiday for Australia

 

Go Smirko!

 

PM #ScottyfromMarketing loves Rugby League. He can't wait to go the Grand Final, so don't get in his way.

And he's learnt a thing or two from the man's sport of footy, like how to deal with arseholes who get in your way(and like they say, everyone's got one).

See that thumb... all anyone sees is my positivity, its the universal symbol, but once I get behind you, watch out/

Remember when he said he was behind Turnbull, you should have seen him 10 seconds later!

Jacinda Ardern

 

 

 

New Zealand PM Ardern. We can only look on enviously at the moment as ours plumbs the depths while holidaying on behalf of everyone else

Premier of the State of Anxiety

 Or should that be Premiere of the State of Anxiety

@GladysB does as she has all pandemic, contorting her face into an anxiety graph of the NSW COVID situation, as she contemplates the personal responsibilities of the individual citizens of NSW, who all let her badly down, personally. She already had to call the police, but now she's really serious!

So we enter a state lockdown via twitter an hour or 2 after the latest loophole amendments to the existing micro-lockdowns were made, like you can still go real estate touring, but now you really, rooly need to present as someone with the means to lease or purchase. And actually go look at it or something. Bonus points for those who can snag a bargain, cause we need to keep the economy moving.

Now at least there's only one movable feast to snack from, a smorgasbord of regulations and suggested breaches, and fines, $5000 fines, cause its NSW and fines are alright, OK

It wouldn't be complete without the NSW Police Minister insulting our intelligence by blaming current case rises on a dumb demo we'd all almost forgotten, 3 weeks ago - just as our  'justice system' seeded COVID through all the first nation communities in western NSW

A couple of classy lawyers

 

 

Former Attorney General who sued the ABC for defamation, lost his lawyer, and abandoned the case at mediation, then called a press conference to claim he'd won - even though the story stands. The ABC added an editor's note regretting if anyone had assumed Porter was guilty (rather than accused). Hmm, now that's vindication

A little leaf from the book of the bloke below, now suspended and on the way  to disbarrment as a lawyer in New York, and elsewhere

 

 

Rudy Giuliani, Donald Trump's personal lawyer, and authority on Grecian 2000 hair dye

 

Hanson dreams of retirement motza

 

 

 Rumoured to be retiring from the Senate soon - we can only hope - Pauline Hanson was pushing an amendment to add $30000 to the super of everyone who was 67 this year, like her. But she can't remember her age, it wouldn't be ladylike

 

Made men

 The pout and his attorney