Erotic Selfie from George

 

Do pets grow to look like their masters?  If billionaire opera diva Gina Rinehart put on George Christensen's brown safari suit would anyone know?  

It's a tad impertinent to declare his love on the cover of Good Weekend, showing off his whip ... but what a heart beats beneath that pock-marked redneck exterior!

$2 a day

is all I will pay

Marikana

Do as I say

obey -  or I fire!

Marikana

Rubber Chicken - the Boneless Head of Peter Dutton

 

Hubble Bubble

Vibble Vobble

Pulsating and deboned 

Peter Dutton dreams of the throne 

 

Thought bubbles

Lock up children

Human flesh

A barbeque on Parliament steps

Another Pouting Banker

 

Thorburn of NAB endures a ritual flogging with a wet lettuce leaf in federal parliament

Making Climate Great Again

 

President +realDonaldTrump  (well, Hello Donald, what big hands) takes an inaugural official flight on Broomstick One to make the climate great by fixing gas pumps to the Arctic. A bunch of Secret Service Agents  around him playing quidditch.

It's gunna be the best climate. Sad

Ratbags

 

You can tell Australia is a great country from the serene gaze of 2 of our leading political hearts and minds - the agile and innovative face of Pauline Hanson

 

and the divine pout of Cory Bernardi who is definitely not dreaming of marrying his animals

Heat monsters strangle the Polar Vortex

And drive out the cold. This is derived from a typical temperature anomaly map from the 2016-2017 winter.

Tony Abbott's briefs, in colour

In the parliamentary Abbottoir