Divine Hopoate Tactics

 

Would George Pell query his God ?

Maybe in retrospect, but God doesn't like gossip and he appointed me, so shut up and read the documents he provided.

Hypothetically speaking of course, if I in the 70s had seen a priest offering pastoral guidance to a 14 year old in his bed I would have applauded his vocation for children, you know there was a desperate shortage of men with a calling for the priesthood... Of course I see things differently nowadays

Does Pope Frank agree, Who knows?

Thumbs up for now

No flies on Geotge Christensen

 

Boils on his arse - well I never

I want to punch him in the face

Fuhrer Trump is getting shouty

 

Setting his farts on fire to public amazement

Clive Palmer has been here before, he's promoting a bout with his good mate Tony Abbott

The Lavrov and Kerry Show

 

Foreign Ministers Lavrov and Kerry of the Undead States of the Soviet Union and Amerika respectively, proposing novel solutions to the carnage in Syria

eg sowing dragon's teeth and raising voodoo armies

Acting Prime Minister

Malcolm Turnbull can't wait to leave the country so Barnaby Joyce can have a go as acting PM. Noone can

He'll set up a caravan and some fishing rods next to the tailings dam of some huge coalmine, put on a funny hat and stick a piece of grass in his mouth, cause he loves the environment

Assange takes the long view

The Julian Assange of a few years ago looks into the far distance from a small room, contemplating his, and our,  future