Comet Abbott starts to flare

LNP orbital paths have been perturbed. After a close encounter with some body the surface of Comet Abbott has started to deform, and as its characteristic cometary tail appeared, Bill Shorten observed an eruption of Eric Abetz.

Will it break up as it approaches the sun ? Will the Suppository of Wisdom fall in, and what would happen then, will we be engulfed in a black hole?

Handwaving

The sound of one hand flapping.

The agility and unity of purpose of the Turnbull government are unmatched

Richard di Natale

The Greens leader defends the sleeveless jumper against blue and yellow ties

Abbott Puckers Up

 

With Bronnie Bishop

Donald Trump's hand is a little bigger than his mouth

Practical Innovation: CSIRO's Idea Trebuchet

 

Be counter-cyclical. Imagine a big red bouncy ball

 Some say it's awfully warm nowadays. My colleagues here and at our partner agencies have produced an awful lot of maps, and they just keep getting redder. Enough of that shit. 

I'm Doctor Larry Marshal of the CSIRO and I'd like to introduce  a practical innovation developed at my instigation by the CSIRO to jettison inconvenient lines of research. As it turns out, future applications are well-nigh limitless

 

A high-minded intellectual as ballast, making an ancient weapon new again. As Malcolm Turnbull would acknowledge, that's agile

 

The venture capitalist mind, heavy with bullshit, makes an ideal counterweight

Fist of Frydenberg

 

Josh Frydenberg

That fist is coming down hard on 85 year old eco-terrorists

Smoke Signals from the Vatican Laundry

 

Fool or charlatan? Pope Frank believes George Pell. 

No cleanup required at the Augean stables. George had the walls recently covered up with institutional whitewash. Tony Abbott is decorating the place with all the suppositories of wisdom he can, er, bring forth.

Cory Bernardi is enraptured by their sweet aroma

Thet are in fact