Bob Katter and the Antigravity Hat

 

Look into my eyes

Hello, I'm Bob Katter

This is not a perpetual motion machine, it's a genuine antigravity hat, born of the bush ingenuity of Northern Australia

 

Frydenberg can laugh all he likes but really he'd love to tie a nice bow round it, and float it  over to Gina Rinehart

Josh Frydenberg

A sort of balding schoolboy laughing at cowboy clown Bpb Katter

War criminals fall in love too

Bush Blair love

Quadbike and Moneypenny

Roman Quadvlieg of Border Farce "Will my gold braid protect me Miss Moneypenny, will you?"

Joint Strike Fighters

Team Straya! What a team!

Politix weaponised at some small expense

All in unison and harmony: Arthur Sinodinos schemes ("I got the Rolex") and Scott Morrison  bellows while Kevin Andrews appears to looks on in his customary state of mild confusion. But an Australian of such distinction and achievement can be cut a little slack. Imagine a 250 yr old Lord Wellington and you'll get the idea

Dead-Eye Dutton

The dead-rays emanating from Minister Dutton's eyes are able to build up a 3D image of his environment, for example the torture donga of a tropical gulag or the beer garden of a hotel favoured by Qld detectives

Malcolm Turnbull

The funniest piece of dried parchment you ever met

Who ate all the Pies?

 

Clive Palmer

How's a man supposed to get any work done around this place if he's starving to death

Chris Pyne?

 

Warren Truss?

News corpse flash: Turnbull streets preferred messiah field

 Malcolm is not a naughty boy - he's happy to receive due acclamation

Chris Pyne - with hair by Hokusai, and Scott Morrison discuss the polls

Muhammed cannot print his image on electoral material, that's kind of a bummer

Jesus is such a cute little monkey, like his little mate, who, fresh from penning Shakespeare, is going to edit the New Testament

Bill Shorten is too busy trying to be Bill Shorten, whoever that is