Time and Motion Study

I am a crocodile.

I believe in efficiency

I am performing a time and motion study

Self Valediction

Tony Abbott -  I was robbed I tell ya, you people stopped doing your job

Snakes, what snakes?

Peta Credlin is dreaming of the snakes all around her as she heads off into the wilderness(however briefly) with ex-PM Tony Abbott

While on the subject of snakes, here's another deaf adder

 

No snakes here, just Turnbull vetting job applicants - Hunt's next says Julie Bishop

 

The PM is reaching out to you. Remember the hairy hands of Bain

PM seeks asylum

Tony Abbott pleads and Peter Dutton pouts. What cruel fortune sees them persecuted by refugees?

George Pell has a cushy hideout in the Vatican. Can Sturmfuhrer Dutton and the soon to be Monsignor Abbott join him there? The Pope can confer all sorts of mediaeval titles so he'll be right at home.