Valiant Prince Hal

 

 This guy never hides in a bunker. It's Prince Harry, in a Budgie the helicopter Christmas special

I'm a warrior, and a deep thinker - I'm into game theory. I think my brother might be jealous.

Not to mention, pretty good wiv me thumbs

 

 

check those lovely bombs

 

Over in Las Vegas, Harry is remembered at the strip billiards world championship

UK coalition - a marriage made in Heaven

 

"Do what I say Bitch": Dave Cameron and Nick "I'm teddible" Clegg have a lovers' tiff

 

No need for these gay bishops to live in sin. Tony Blair will make honest men of them

 

Jar of Clegg  - souvenir of 2012

 

Nick Clegg, doctor of divinity, opens up on his personal life:

"Some days when we're bored we have teddible rows, then we kiss and make up - what a love life!"

Lifestyle of a Welfare Queen

Jenny Macklin, fresh from Andrew Robb's hair transplant surgeon (is she the donor?) is now stealing Hairshirt Harry's standup material

$35 a day is for welfare queens

I could live on $5 a day

housing - got one thanks

transport - Comcar etc - $0 a day

food - plenty of that in this place

Communications  -got my ministerial mobile

$5 a day is plenty for toys for thekids