Julie Bishop

While the other kids set fire to things with the Sun and a magnifying glass, young Julie practised her laser stare.

Making a meal of welfare recipients

At the cannibal court of King Dave Cameron, observe the unspeakable in full pursuit of the inedible

 

In the absence of traditional bloodsports like fox hunting, let us join Ian Duncan Smith and sharpen our teeth to Eat The Poor

 

We are revolting!

Eh, Pharaoh, mind the shoes

Mohamed Morsi assumes dictatorial powers in Egypt

Kim Jong Un fun fair

It's scary ride for the geriatric generals as Kim Jong Un guides the North Korean state towards totalitarian Disneyworld

4 stars and I lost my jaw

It's just the price you pay to command the greatest military known to man.

 

General John Allen

But what's with the uniforms? The US army can never make up their minds between the empire in Star Wars and the Wehrmacht.

Scipio Australis: don't tase me bro!

NSW Police Commissioner Andrew Scipione defends police use of tasers. His face betrays a miserable disdain

confessional

 

  

Hairshirt Harry, get your hard hat on! The Tony Abbott superman transforms in the confessional booth. "Bless me Father, for I have sinned"

He confesses to his guru

Cardinal George Pell - Well keep it between ourselves

Quietly transfer the offenders, close ranks and defend the Church. 

Damien Oliver: Always a Winner

If you know the horse you're riding could run like a dud, why not back another?

What the hell, it's Melbourne Cup day (and Damien Oliver's horse didn't win)

Republican Faith Healer

Evolution is the enemy of faith. So it's divinely provident that Paul Broun of Georgia sits on the the Science committee of the US Congress, ready to exorcise lies from the pit of hell

As he says "I have data that shows the worlds is only 9000 years old".