Heat monsters strangle the Polar Vortex

And drive out the cold. This is derived from a typical temperature anomaly map from the 2016-2017 winter.

Tony Abbott's briefs, in colour

In the parliamentary Abbottoir

The Mad Monk's briefs

 

Tony Abbott girds his loins with his Aussie Aussie Aussie undies and charges at the dispatch table

Broomstick One

 

This is a buzz this is the greatest buzz - President-Elect Trump to Breitbart as he welcomes a new form of Presidential transport straight out of Area 51 which yet represents a return to tradition. The first Official flight to be from the Capitol to Salem on inauguration day

It's powered by negative thought so it really burns. I'm going for a joyride

 

The events in the US are so funny Vlad Putin can't stop laughing

 

Laughing so hard his head is bouncing around the Kremlin. Can't wait to get commemorative teatowels made, and babushka dolls, and ....

Real Estate Agent from Hell

Jamie Packer's whale hunting has come to nothing despite all the shark netting around Barangaroo - the harpoon exploded in his hands. But look what he did land, Mike Baird, the leading real estate agent in Hell, seen here selling beachfront property by an ocean of Grange, or is it blood?

Priests of CO2 dance up a storm

 

Barnaby Joyce is not a happy man.

It's not just what windfarms do to him personally, it's a matter of national security

 

Pull out the lagerphone, it's time to get serious!

 

Like Hamlet, the dead man is out walking with his friends, the heads of his friends - Arthur Sinodinos, Mal Brough, and Mitch Fifield.

There is only one thing to do. Malcolm Turnbull must grasp the instrument and dance up a storm

 

Our PM speaks in crosshatched waffle - if you listen you can *hear* the Turnbull tartan in the drone

 

Keep the sacred fires burning at Hazelwood and Eraring. Infernal wind machines sucked a hellish cold blast from way down south - look what happened in SA?

Shakety-shakety-shake shake woohoo woo, see the chief witch doctor play his lagerphone and sing to his anthracite fetish, the Black Jesus of Wahroonga.

 

Hunt and cunt compared? One is unfairly maligned, the other is a prick

 

Christian Porter

My Trump Lollipop

 

 Rather than practise for the debates,  Donald Trump rehearses a song for the inauguration party

Barnaby Joyce, acting PM

Barnaby Joyce has been scratching his head in preparation for the big move to Armidale

Chopper

 

Larry Marshall

The Living Eyes of Kevin Andrews

Kevin Andrews imagining himself as PM

Point the Finger

 

Malcolm Turnbull excoriates the electorate, or something.

I deserve a tick

Pirates of Brand Ar$e

 

George Christensen strides on stage and sings

We are the Pirates of Brand Ar$e

 

A polished knob on the Senate floor - 

Brandis QC  himself, with  an opinion

 

Kathy Jackson locked in a remote tower

All she needs is some CO2

 

The chorus of Lignite and Anthracite

Coal is Good for YOOOOOu

(Thanks to Craig Kelly and Tony Abbott)

 

PM Turnbull Malcolm

Shorten, I can't place my majority, do be so agile as to go and find it!

Priests of Carbon Dioxide sing

 

 Rehearsing psalms and arias for the 45th parliament, its Josh "the Fist" Frydenberg and Scott Ennio Morrison

 

They have some ideas for a mass  starring opera diva Gina Rinehart

Self combusting Potato

The parliamentary forecourt in Canberra is perfect for bbqs and flambees. Peter Dutton is giving himself a roast cause he's really proud of his achievements with cooking on Nauru

Moods of Mt Trump, part 3: I did a shit

George Brandoid

George Brandis doing what he does best, dissembling and talking shit

Moods of Mt Trump: The Putin Orgasmatron

Amerika! Donald Trump is coming! Do you want to be around with all that shit oozing from his, er,  wherever?

Hear all the guffaws and smirks emitting from Putin and the Kremlin. This is more fun than pantsing Mike McFaul.

What is this talk of colour revolution? Of weaponising democratic process? Ask Hilary about that, if she's not to busy seeking the Republican nomination for president

MC KRudd

 

Are you all nostalgic for the rhymes of MC KRudd and his Labor Party stooges ?

Brendan Nelson will be sad to see him go, but nevertheless he sees the benefit for Australia in inflicting his special skills on the UN secretariat

Bums against Trump