Campbell Newman spins

 

 

An augur of the future

 

Djinn with an evil hangover

 

Like coal, Prince Philip is good for humanity. When the Rhodes scholar and eminent phycisist Tony Abbott became PM he offered these words of advice -

"Tone, you should lay off the cones"

 

But he wouldn't be told

"Team Australia, c'est moi"

He pressed ahead with plans to generate infiniite energy by mind-melding with ancient feudal entities, with the Duke of Edinburgh as a test platform,

even though a previous attempt with SBY in Indonesia didn't work out so well

Fossils fuel Monuments

Abdullah Imperial HeloPort and Campbell Newman's outcropping hill of coal seam gas.

Tony Blair hunted

The ICC snatch squad pursue Tony Blair.

Peter Dutton's lips are sealed

Minister Dutton sews lips shut in solidarity with Asylum seekers in immigration detention

 

In a gesture of compassion, the Gold Coast drug squad's rep in federal cabinet joins refugees on deck of a vessel attempting unauthorised passage to await processing  by operation sovereigns and doubloons

Theresa May

 

A political statement in barbed wire and chains, all of respectable corporate security state provenance. Tony Abbott's hairshirt and lycra is for sissies, and Maggie T was far too easy on you bastards

Tony Abbott is wigging out

 

Our Dear Leader continues his spiritual journey, discovering that endangered barnacles can't just be bulldozed aside without an EIS, and besides the buggers are hard to shift.

So well attached they'd rip his heart and liver out

Police Provocateur

California Highway Patrol are planting undercover police in demos against police violence and impunity in Oakland and elsewhere.

This handsome fellow and his partner were attempting to incite looting when unmasked by the crowd

Would his superiors have been secretly pleased if the crowd had torn them to pieces?

A few spare heads

 

When you head a government as popular and laden with achievement as Tony Abbott's, you need a few spares in case any of the dummies lose theirs, or have them knocked off

 

You wouldn't believe how many Joe Hockey goes through

I can't breathe

 

The power of the people against tyranny and the barbarous death cult of eternal war

The educated face of Christopher Pyne

 

Chris Pyne has been burning the midnight oil perfecting his 'Grimace of an Ogre' for an examination at Twerp, Michael Gove's finishing school for education ministers, located under a medieval bridge close to Far Kew.

Parliamentary clown fire brigade

 

Tony Abbott to Scott Morrison

Ok, issue the red noses, plaid suits, really long shoes and extra large sad eyes.

Peta Credlin to Abbott

I've hooked the fire hydrant to to the liberal party badge on your label. Time to go put out some fires with Barnaby Joyce and Warren Truss

Coal is good for you

 

You can burn it, you can coke it, you can smoke it, you can even eat it, just ask Joe Hockey and Jamie Briggs.

 It can make you a killing if you get in quick

Chris Pyne plans to fix the curriculum by giving due emphasis to the biblical passages than concern purifying the earth by extracting coal reserves and burning them, not to mention the valuable space liberated

Death Cult Tax a great investment in the future

So says Matthias Cormann, and his finger

Bugsplat - My little hammer

 

The cares of office weigh heavy for President Barack Obama, no-one could begrudge him his little hammer as he stands in for Undead Secretary of State John Kerry

 Bugsplat, no big wars, but plenty of guts on the windsheild

IPA poetry masterclass

 

Don Rumsfeld has been brought out by the Institute of Public Affairs to instruct Chris Berg in the finer points of poetry and torture as described in the Gitmo field manual, the known unknowns of an alien probe from a fossil-fuel baron,

 

Feel the power of Wall St Bullshit 

Eric Abetz

The Jokester: Sloppy Joe Hockey

Half a wit and half a raconteur, Jokin Joe Hockey can't resist his own genius.

The poor don't drive cars, or if they do they won't get far.  They'll be sitting on the side of the highway cause they've run out of petrol. Hahahar, isn't life funny sometimes?

Ebola nurses

Under-equipped nurses at an Ebola treatment centre somewhere in West Africa.

Why don't John Kerry and Julie Bishop take a few minutes out of the great game and put some resources into this epidemic before it gets further out of control, rather than devoting them to destabilising some countries, and bombarding others?

Tell the IMF this war aint over ...

 

Tell the IMF this war aint over till I fill my numbered account

No wonder Poroshenko is on drugs, with Vladimir Putin in one ear suggesting he could be in Kiev in 2 weeks, and Arseniy Yatsenyuk in the other.

Yats is shouting, screaming, and, worst of all, pouting

 

Oversized hand on his heart