Introducing the Theremin - James Clapper and No Such Agency hack Dick Cheney's heart

 

 

Here's news - Dick Cheney has a heart - with the wireless disabled.

 

because you never know might happen when some punk on a base somewhere gets hold of the controls

 

Joel FitzGibbon's dream car

Seems like a long time ago now

Vintage Republican

Interactive Mounted Be-Responsible Colostomy Bags

Imagine one of these suckers on your dashboard(guaranteed not to leak!). They can't take out the garbage or anything, but they speak. They have a personality.

 

 

 

Diplomatic incident not cricket

 

PM Hairshirt Harry (you may know him as Tony Abbott) went to Jakarta to win SBY's compliance with his winning personality and the bond they share as authors.

But it didn't work out.

 

Julie Bishop (next in charge in an army of clerics).

Where's our electoral honeymoon ?

 

Scott Morrison has no idea. He's in a bunker in Cronulla somewhere, defending the Shire.  The Daily Telegraph will save us!

Chris 'the Mincer' Pyne

Godfather considers community service

Silvio Berlusconi - "As a gift to the nation (that keeps on giving), I am a community service"

Weapons of the decadent West

Sergei Lavrov: What hideous new offense against humanity is this?

Tony Abbott: In the right place sheilas are a bit of alright

Jamie Dimon - the infinite pain of a banker

 

Harvard Political Economy 101

A Wall St whale is too big to fail and too rich to jail

And so misunderstood -  people cast aspersions causing them infinite pain

Electoral chorus line

Bill Glasson votes with his family

Fat copper

mmm hmm, pork belly

Hail PM Wingnut, the loverat

 

Tony Abbott takes special interest in women's issues, starting with his deputy, Julie Bishop. Who else has a girlfriend with laser eyes?

And who could forget him serenading Julia Gillard

The loverat has Cory Bernardi very worried

G20 jokers with Robama

The drones on Syria - When we're done with all this we should write a book on the conduct of foreign policy

Drones: Barack Obama, David Cameron and some Swedish model

 

Kerry of the Undead, wearing the State Department's garland of skulls, releases the tomahawk of wisdom

Don't you defy me Robama

 

Meanwhile Putin announces that Russia has hacked and landed an advanced American drone in St Petersburg

miraculous Mirabella

"HONEY, I'm HOME"

Sophie Mirabella

Bradley Manning - Show Trial fashion in 2013

 

Dress Uniform and handcuffs. Lead into court by chunky guards in gangster shades

Scott Morrison - good and evil

Border protection

I need a cigarette

Lynton Crosby, Johnny Howard's old campaign director from baby overboard days is now Lord Dodgy Dave Cameron's chief electoral strategist, as well as representing Philip Morris and some fracking concerns. 

Of course, he's not a lobbyist(Bwahahaha)

Markets R unreal, OK. Tyrannosaurus Rabbit speaks

The wisdom of right-wing politics, as explained by the his worship, Tony Abbott

CO2 is invisible and a market in it is unreal. Think about it!

On the other hand, most Australians prefer to be punched in the head by me. We have research, and that's the only research that matters.

While we're here: Ladies, do your bit for Australia and make love to an abbott, with the blessing of a bishop. Your little Australian will be an ornament for George Pell.

Now that's a market in real people, sold by someone to someone else. Nothing evilly abstract about it

They call him the KRudd

MC Kevin Rudd
and his band of
ALP Stooges

DJ A-Albanese - loops, sequences and beatings
Joel FitzGibbon is bass
Bill Shorten plays cutthroat rhythms
Penny Wong keys
Jenny Macklin vocal harmonies

and Bob Katter on guest triangle

Murdoch on Blair

Doddery divorcee Rupert Murdoch fulminates at the country club. 

Next wife: the daughter of the guy who makes exercise equipment for the undead

My Favourite Murderer : Obama in Africa

More drones, more reruns of the kill-list on TV

 

Mandela lies on his deathbed, and the Jackal circles, seeking his mantle. The rhetorical emoting of Barry O'Bomber