No Sweat, its Handy Prince Andy the Randy

 

Just 'cos I'm a Prince,

toe sucking star

of No Idea..

Who do you think I am?

 

... hey ScoMo

3...

2...

1...

...

Take a Holiday for Australia

 

Go Smirko!

 

PM #ScottyfromMarketing loves Rugby League. He can't wait to go the Grand Final, so don't get in his way.

And he's learnt a thing or two from the man's sport of footy, like how to deal with arseholes who get in your way(and like they say, everyone's got one).

See that thumb... all anyone sees is my positivity, its the universal symbol, but once I get behind you, watch out/

Remember when he said he was behind Turnbull, you should have seen him 10 seconds later!

Jacinda Ardern

 

 

 

New Zealand PM Ardern. We can only look on enviously at the moment as ours plumbs the depths while holidaying on behalf of everyone else

Premier of the State of Anxiety

 Or should that be Premiere of the State of Anxiety

@GladysB does as she has all pandemic, contorting her face into an anxiety graph of the NSW COVID situation, as she contemplates the personal responsibilities of the individual citizens of NSW, who all let her badly down, personally. She already had to call the police, but now she's really serious!

So we enter a state lockdown via twitter an hour or 2 after the latest loophole amendments to the existing micro-lockdowns were made, like you can still go real estate touring, but now you really, rooly need to present as someone with the means to lease or purchase. And actually go look at it or something. Bonus points for those who can snag a bargain, cause we need to keep the economy moving.

Now at least there's only one movable feast to snack from, a smorgasbord of regulations and suggested breaches, and fines, $5000 fines, cause its NSW and fines are alright, OK

It wouldn't be complete without the NSW Police Minister insulting our intelligence by blaming current case rises on a dumb demo we'd all almost forgotten, 3 weeks ago - just as our  'justice system' seeded COVID through all the first nation communities in western NSW

A couple of classy lawyers

 

 

Former Attorney General who sued the ABC for defamation, lost his lawyer, and abandoned the case at mediation, then called a press conference to claim he'd won - even though the story stands. The ABC added an editor's note regretting if anyone had assumed Porter was guilty (rather than accused). Hmm, now that's vindication

A little leaf from the book of the bloke below, now suspended and on the way  to disbarrment as a lawyer in New York, and elsewhere

 

 

Rudy Giuliani, Donald Trump's personal lawyer, and authority on Grecian 2000 hair dye

 

Hanson dreams of retirement motza

 

 

 Rumoured to be retiring from the Senate soon - we can only hope - Pauline Hanson was pushing an amendment to add $30000 to the super of everyone who was 67 this year, like her. But she can't remember her age, it wouldn't be ladylike

 

Made men

 The pout and his attorney

PM Scummy Promo

 

The LNP and Australia continue their dirty protest against the world. Here's the latest excrement hyperactively smeared around the cot, creating a shitty roadmap to the New Jerusalem.

Scott Morrison, come on down. (Where the bloody hell are ya?)

Our Gladys

 

Gladys Berejiklian

Bananaby and FrankenLatham

 

Barnaby Joyce and Mark Latham make their contribution 

Keating deboned

 

5 years of supping on Australia's sewage, to keep us safe, draws lines in your face. Peter Dutton has just realised something tastes like shit

Jared Kushner

 

His wife Ivanka has described him as a mutant, and she's a member of the fascist Munster clan. Welcome to the family

MT Gargoyles

 

Was it something Malcolm Turnbull ate on the sewer tour, sampling the drugs in the povo electorate's excretions? Engaging with the public is such a chore .

Faced with their heads turning to stone, the Turdball Canape Team exercise enormously, work around the clock pulling faces

 

The LNP's favourite Pissing Boy sculpture, Christopher Pyne

Sewer Tour

Do the unemployed take enough drugs, or eat enough shit? What about the good old Aussie battler mum and dad investor? After much debate and delay the much anticipated national LNP sewer tour is underway, taking gourmet samples from outlets around Australia and providing sober analysis

 

Barnaby Joyce has a keen whiff of the nation's shit in his nostrils. Of course he wants more. He wants to understand what's in that stuff, and send it emojis

 

The Prime Tax Evader Minister smells his finger. What gravity?! Call a Royal Commission into Bill Shorten! And give me some of that shit

The core of the parliamentary working group,was chosen for their expertise

 

George Christensen always has a glass of Australia's piss on his desk, for anyone to sample

 

Tony Abbott knows the benefits of eating shit and drinking piss.  If you need a diver to locate a lost suppository, Tony is THE man. So let's get down to to business, let the sewer tour begin!

 

Peta Credlin gasps - look at Tony! 

This is just the beginning. 

Erotic Selfie from George

 

Do pets grow to look like their masters?  If billionaire opera diva Gina Rinehart put on George Christensen's brown safari suit would anyone know?  

It's a tad impertinent to declare his love on the cover of Good Weekend, showing off his whip ... but what a heart beats beneath that pock-marked redneck exterior!

$2 a day

is all I will pay

Marikana

Do as I say

obey -  or I fire!

Marikana

Rubber Chicken - the Boneless Head of Peter Dutton

 

Hubble Bubble

Vibble Vobble

Pulsating and deboned 

Peter Dutton dreams of the throne 

 

Thought bubbles

Lock up children

Human flesh

A barbeque on Parliament steps

Another Pouting Banker

 

Thorburn of NAB endures a ritual flogging with a wet lettuce leaf in federal parliament

Making Climate Great Again

 

President +realDonaldTrump  (well, Hello Donald, what big hands) takes an inaugural official flight on Broomstick One to make the climate great by fixing gas pumps to the Arctic. A bunch of Secret Service Agents  around him playing quidditch.

It's gunna be the best climate. Sad

Ratbags

 

You can tell Australia is a great country from the serene gaze of 2 of our leading political hearts and minds - the agile and innovative face of Pauline Hanson

 

and the divine pout of Cory Bernardi who is definitely not dreaming of marrying his animals