Battle of the Dimples

Bill Shorten observing the expansion of Morrison's head

Malcolm's crushing experience

 

 Getting another Crusher in regional Tasmania - Australia says hello, and goodbye, to second rate spiv Malcolm Turnbull

 

Chris Pyne takes Malcolm's pointing fingers for an outing, cause the peolple got it so wrong

Victoria Nuland Selfie

Picnicking with freebooters from Moldova and Ukraine. There are good oligarchs and bad oligarchs...

"Fuck the EU!" - did I say that!?

Bald Prick has a Cunning Plan

 

Turnbull and Morrison, and a flag

If we promise money to the rich, everyone will believe us. We can't afford not to reward them. Jobs and Growth. It's Labor's fault

Give it to me in bullet points!

What's Bill Shorten think. He doesn't seem that impressed.

Haw haw, Shawtun, never mind, I'm off to the Caymans

Conmen clinging on

 

Bad Malcolm

Seenodonors and the peanut gallery

 

Sinodinos: Really, I've devoted my whole life to Public Service

Chortling in the cheap seats -  Tony Abbott with the backbencher in charge of secret dodgy treaties, Andrew Robb, and the head of Kevin Andrews, who is always ready to serve

Wyatt Roy's Dream

 

Dreaming up innovations for the Liberal Party, Wyatt Roy looks much better in pigtails. 

When he needs to think he slips the extensions on, ever since the halcyon childhood days learning political wisdom as he sat on Peta Credlin's knee

 

Was it Sophie and Tony Abbott I saw, laughing in the night.

"I'm an elder statesman..."

 

Sophie Mirabella's pledge - if you don't vote for me you can all get fucked

 

George Brandis is the life of the party

Family Values: The Caymans

 

Playing dressups - the National Security Committee in Cabinet .

Wyatt Roy looks much better in pigtails, and heaven knows the Liberal Party could do with a little gender fluidity.

Gomez has such great ideas all the time, it's hard to keep up with the transfers to and from the Cayman Islands to finance all those bubbling ideas. We should have blind trust in him, and something in his blind trust.

George Brandis is feeling around, ready to rip out Malcolm Turnbull's heart, while Peta Credlin reads bedtime horror stories to Wyatt and Pugsley Peter Dutton

Morticia keeps Mal Cayman on his toes, you have to be agile with grenades going off all around. Like, who had the smart idea of putting a detonator in Sophie Mirabella's head. Still, it could have been Grandmama Frump, or Bronwyn Bishop.  Matthias Cormann is also lurking around

Exciting times for a family like the Caymans. No-one can wait for the reading of the will.

The flags will protect us, for they are like a shield of steel

Have you got Erdogan's Goat?

Mr Erdogan had a goat

A very special goat, full of virtue and intelligence

 

 The criminal comedian Boehmermann stole it - and performed unspeakable atrocities,

 

 Sparking a serious diplomatic incident between Turkey and Germany

 

Frau Merkel must restore my goat to me

LNP dredging spoil

 

Victims of a bleaching event, these polyps ejected from the bowels of the reef, off Suppository of Wisdom Bay, look strangely like Clive Palmer and Greg Hunt

Hilary and Bern

 

Hilary Clinton

 

Bernie Sanders

The moods of Mt Trump - 1: Constipated Rage

Putting nukes to work. After vaporising ISIS and Saudi Arabia and whoever else is around, Donald Trump will raft the Karakorams to the Rio Grande.

That is a WALL. With A 5 Gigatonne Donald head shouting abuse and ranting about menstruation every 500 furlongs or 40 miles, whichever is less. Accompanied by the Finger of Mt Bighand.

Fuck Mt Rushmore. That is Donald Trump's pledge

While Morale is low the beatings will continue

Head Boy Malcolm Turnbull can't resist a little joke with his prefect Scott Morrison.

Wedgies at 4.30 in the Liberal party room - it's that kind of party!

 

The malleable head of Arthur Sinodinos has been snuffling around in the muck for truffles, there might be a Rolex in there, at least a bottle of Grange

 

Propose converting Victoria into a road. It's Labor's fault and we can load the contracts up with huge termination fees. I'm bound to get a Rolex, a bottle of Grange, a dacha at Daylesford, and a seat on the board.

What did I say? - I've forgotten already -, was I speaking at all?

 

Careworn after speaking with Cory Bernardi, there's nothing like a Bacon Bloody Mary at the Record Crate for a preferred Messiah wondering what comes after his triumphal entry into the capital.

The flying pigs may make some sense, and all that red prefigures what lies ahead. Kevin Andrews is prepared to serve

Morrison examines Turnbull's neck

 

Who knows when the moment will come 

Scott Morrison ponders pinning PM "Agile Malcolm" Turnbull

The Barnaby Joyce Mechanism

 

Where is the deputy PM's office nowadays? Gunnedah? Guyra?.

When acting Prime Minister, Nats have to govern the country as a bunyip in a caravan haunting a billabong somewhere.  Perhaps with reindeer horns and a funny hat. 

Gina Rinehart's friend Barnaby Joyce,  staunch opponent/supporter of monster coal mines on prime farmland, has moved his whole ministry into the caravan and they're off to tour his electorate. Don't mention Tony Windsor

To celebrate their joy Barnaby's staff have produce this cheap commemorative timepiece, guaranteed to be correct at least 2 times a day. It's prone to strangle itself, but still works

Comet Abbott starts to flare

LNP orbital paths have been perturbed. After a close encounter with some body the surface of Comet Abbott has started to deform, and as its characteristic cometary tail appeared, Bill Shorten observed an eruption of Eric Abetz.

Will it break up as it approaches the sun ? Will the Suppository of Wisdom fall in, and what would happen then, will we be engulfed in a black hole?

Handwaving

The sound of one hand flapping.

The agility and unity of purpose of the Turnbull government are unmatched

Richard di Natale

The Greens leader defends the sleeveless jumper against blue and yellow ties

Abbott Puckers Up

 

With Bronnie Bishop

Donald Trump's hand is a little bigger than his mouth