Townsville's favourite uncle

 

Who cares who ate all the pies? 

It's just a little  ditty Clive Palmer and Gina Rinehart perform on opera stages around the place.

I regret how the government has fucked you yokels around, but I don't see what that has to do with me, I've an important lunch engagement.

Gunboat diplomats

Non tax evaders

 

Apple aus boss Tim Cook

 

Peter Mandelson

 

old man rabbit

The Breath of God

Self-made Gargoyle George Osborne takes a break from his duties as treasurer of the Bullingdon Club to sniff the wind.

The many moods of Mt Trump

Take the mountain to Mohammed

Somewhere out in the Karakorams or Himalayas

Cloud topped Mt Trump has many moods

 

Pope Frank - WTF?

 

See the benefits of a presidential system

Under Hitler the trains ran on time, but his moustache administration lacked checks and balances. President Trump shows the virtues of a presidential system

Show of hands

Messiah Malcolm Turnbull has a vision somewhere between Paris and Damascus.

Rapper John Brennan from Undead States is filling in for John Kerry, his turntabling mate Mr Erd-O-gan is making the beats

 'bomb bomb bomb,

 friendly diplomacy

bomb bomb

bomb bomb'
(repeat)

A cunning plan fit to make Putin's head fly clean off. Meanwhile wars and the oil industry trundle on.

The Duumbvirate do government

The game of governing

Barnaby Joyce has a life lesson for Scott Morrison

In the paperless office Rock always wins

A prayer for Mal Brough

Mal Brough prays and Wyatt Roy innovates, patched in to a link to God

Local Customs - Borderline Perversion

An introduction to local customs

with ol' Dead Eyes, Peter Dutton.

Our lips are sealed so all instruction is conducted using mime and , err, physical guidance

 

Get used to strip searches and having your children removed

Gargoyle

 

Chris Pyne was looked tired and emotional towards the end of the Abbott era, now he's back to his work as chief gargoyle of the house

Preferred Messiah - a sober analysis

Lenore Taylor.

Sitting opposite Malcolm Turnbull is like having an audience with God, he is Australia's preferred Messiah by a country mile.

 

A very handsome Messiah points out some of the competition

 

Elected with a healthy 97% of the vote, life is good for Abdul Fatah al-Sisi, despite the rapid onset of the creepy skin condition known as "dictator's face"(Scrofula Kopfaeces). This is the Price of being Egypt's strongman, that's not a teardrop tattoo under his eye, just natural wear and tear.

A fan of Kafka, Sisi loves his centipede and cockroach braid

Sisi demands that his people be as happy as he.

What price Prince Charles with a George Cross pinned to his nose? Though it could equally be an Iron Cross with oak clusters. He's a bit of a dick, a fan of novelty ties, and future hereditary head of state with a habit of scrawling personal demands to ministers

Bob Katter and the Antigravity Hat

 

Look into my eyes

Hello, I'm Bob Katter

This is not a perpetual motion machine, it's a genuine antigravity hat, born of the bush ingenuity of Northern Australia

 

Frydenberg can laugh all he likes but really he'd love to tie a nice bow round it, and float it  over to Gina Rinehart

Josh Frydenberg

A sort of balding schoolboy laughing at cowboy clown Bpb Katter

War criminals fall in love too

Bush Blair love

Quadbike and Moneypenny

Roman Quadvlieg of Border Farce "Will my gold braid protect me Miss Moneypenny, will you?"

Joint Strike Fighters

Team Straya! What a team!

Politix weaponised at some small expense

All in unison and harmony: Arthur Sinodinos schemes ("I got the Rolex") and Scott Morrison  bellows while Kevin Andrews appears to looks on in his customary state of mild confusion. But an Australian of such distinction and achievement can be cut a little slack. Imagine a 250 yr old Lord Wellington and you'll get the idea

Dead-Eye Dutton

The dead-rays emanating from Minister Dutton's eyes are able to build up a 3D image of his environment, for example the torture donga of a tropical gulag or the beer garden of a hotel favoured by Qld detectives

Malcolm Turnbull

The funniest piece of dried parchment you ever met

Who ate all the Pies?

 

Clive Palmer

How's a man supposed to get any work done around this place if he's starving to death

Chris Pyne?

 

Warren Truss?

News corpse flash: Turnbull streets preferred messiah field

 Malcolm is not a naughty boy - he's happy to receive due acclamation

Chris Pyne - with hair by Hokusai, and Scott Morrison discuss the polls

Muhammed cannot print his image on electoral material, that's kind of a bummer

Jesus is such a cute little monkey, like his little mate, who, fresh from penning Shakespeare, is going to edit the New Testament

Bill Shorten is too busy trying to be Bill Shorten, whoever that is