Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Friday, July 26, 2013

Sunday, July 21, 2013

I need a cigarette


Lynton Crosby, Johnny Howard's old campaign director from baby overboard days is now Lord Dodgy Dave Cameron's chief electoral strategist, as well as representing Philip Morris and some fracking concerns. 

Of course, he's not a lobbyist(Bwahahaha)


Monday, July 15, 2013

Markets R unreal, OK. Tyrannosaurus Rabbit speaks

The wisdom of right-wing politics, as explained by the his worship, Tony Abbott



CO2 is invisible and a market in it is unreal. Think about it!

On the other hand, most Australians prefer to be punched in the head by me. We have research, and that's the only research that matters.

While we're here: Ladies, do your bit for Australia and make love to an abbott, with the blessing of a bishop. Your little Australian will be an ornament for George Pell.

Now that's a market in real people, sold by someone to someone else. Nothing evilly abstract about it

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

They call him the KRudd


MC Kevin Rudd
and his band of
ALP Stooges

DJ A-Albanese - loops, sequences and beatings
Joel FitzGibbon is bass
Bill Shorten plays cutthroat rhythms
Penny Wong keys
Jenny Macklin vocal harmonies

and Bob Katter on guest triangle

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Murdoch on Blair


Doddery divorcee Rupert Murdoch fulminates at the country club. 

Next wife: the daughter of the guy who makes exercise equipment for the undead

My Favourite Murderer : Obama in Africa

More drones, more reruns of the kill-list on TV



Mandela lies on his deathbed, and the Jackal circles, seeking his mantle. The rhetorical emoting of Barry O'Bomber

 

Fall of the Brothers


 Faces from the second Egyptian revolution - "the People want the fall of the Brothers!"


Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Fat fingers of evil, or Playing with Americans


Hey, Ed Snowden, come over here Ed Snowden




General von Clapper of the Gestapo says this has doen immeasurable damage to US intelligence

"But it's just a littke thing"




Vlad Putin loves playing with Americans, what else would he do with that KGB training? Wrestle tigers and girls all day?, pah!




Dr Evil Fatfinger of the NSA. Think evil and copy everything

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Neoliberal hands of bane, Turkish style




We will be at the necks of the provocateurs and terrorists,
and noone will get away with it.

At the Istanbul tear gas festival (on a global tour)

I Erdogan out of here

but check out Mitt Romney's hands of bain

Friday, June 21, 2013

Blowback



Salafi style political football, with Turki al Faisal

Saturday, June 1, 2013

The Naked Truth, slightly garbled



Barnaby Joyce isn't fiddling around in fallen angel Gina Rinehart's back pocket.

So says the Supreme Council of Virtual Space (Qld division)


 The Iranian Supreme Council won't like this, revolutionary bare breasts storming Heidi Klum's kitsch beauty contest

Like Tony Windsor says, "breastfeed revolution, even in Tamworth"

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Tom Waterhouse


A thoroughbred. With bloodlines like his what else could we expect?

An empty-eyed Modigliani with a hairy neck?


Monday, May 20, 2013

Lavrov- Kerry Romance


Kerry of the Undead and the Abominable Nyet-man getting it on?



Only if it's in the interests of Exxon and Gazprom


don't fuck with the KGB(or the FSB)

[note overtight suit like in a good spy-novel]



Today I do not wrestle tiger

Instead I summon this fool secretary of state Kerry... I keep him waiting several hours, but then his own CIA is sabotaging his peace proposals.

So funny, my head expand like Soviet weather balloon

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Putin spanks the UK



The Russian president gets a special grip on David Cameron's liberal core

"I do not wrestle with tiger today"

Osborne observes

"I'm sorry Dave. I can't let you do that, Dave"

David Cameron

(neo-infantile gurgles)

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

The Osborne-Gove Chimera


It has many heads, but the policy all comes from the same place

Sunday, March 17, 2013

The pope In a North Korean alternative universe


Unspeakable fantasies - Pope George Pell



Kim Jong-Uhuru protects his child soldiers with the threat of nuclear destruction and Mutually Assured Dogma

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Secret Police Lover


Mark Jenner of the London Metropolitan police Special Demostration Squad who lived in a four year relationship while undercover infiltrating protest groups.

Like Mark Kennedy and another horny cop with a van (the MO)

Monday, February 25, 2013

Merde-Hokel


Forget Sarkozy, baby, now we are in the Merde together