G20 jokers with Robama

The drones on Syria - When we're done with all this we should write a book on the conduct of foreign policy

Drones: Barack Obama, David Cameron and some Swedish model

 

Kerry of the Undead, wearing the State Department's garland of skulls, releases the tomahawk of wisdom

Don't you defy me Robama

 

Meanwhile Putin announces that Russia has hacked and landed an advanced American drone in St Petersburg

miraculous Mirabella

"HONEY, I'm HOME"

Sophie Mirabella

Bradley Manning - Show Trial fashion in 2013

 

Dress Uniform and handcuffs. Lead into court by chunky guards in gangster shades

Scott Morrison - good and evil

Border protection

I need a cigarette

Lynton Crosby, Johnny Howard's old campaign director from baby overboard days is now Lord Dodgy Dave Cameron's chief electoral strategist, as well as representing Philip Morris and some fracking concerns. 

Of course, he's not a lobbyist(Bwahahaha)

Markets R unreal, OK. Tyrannosaurus Rabbit speaks

The wisdom of right-wing politics, as explained by the his worship, Tony Abbott

CO2 is invisible and a market in it is unreal. Think about it!

On the other hand, most Australians prefer to be punched in the head by me. We have research, and that's the only research that matters.

While we're here: Ladies, do your bit for Australia and make love to an abbott, with the blessing of a bishop. Your little Australian will be an ornament for George Pell.

Now that's a market in real people, sold by someone to someone else. Nothing evilly abstract about it

They call him the KRudd

MC Kevin Rudd
and his band of
ALP Stooges

DJ A-Albanese - loops, sequences and beatings
Joel FitzGibbon is bass
Bill Shorten plays cutthroat rhythms
Penny Wong keys
Jenny Macklin vocal harmonies

and Bob Katter on guest triangle

Murdoch on Blair

Doddery divorcee Rupert Murdoch fulminates at the country club. 

Next wife: the daughter of the guy who makes exercise equipment for the undead

My Favourite Murderer : Obama in Africa

More drones, more reruns of the kill-list on TV

 

Mandela lies on his deathbed, and the Jackal circles, seeking his mantle. The rhetorical emoting of Barry O'Bomber

 

Fall of the Brothers

 Faces from the second Egyptian revolution - "the People want the fall of the Brothers!"

Fat fingers of evil, or Playing with Americans

 

Hey, Ed Snowden, come over here Ed Snowden

 

General von Clapper of the Gestapo says this has doen immeasurable damage to US intelligence

"But it's just a littke thing"

 

Vlad Putin loves playing with Americans, what else would he do with that KGB training? Wrestle tigers and girls all day?, pah!

 

Dr Evil Fatfinger of the NSA. Think evil and copy everything

Neoliberal hands of bane, Turkish style

We will be at the necks of the provocateurs and terrorists,

and noone will get away with it.

At the Istanbul tear gas festival (on a global tour)

I Erdogan out of here

but check out Mitt Romney's hands of bain

Blowback

 

Salafi style political football, with Turki al Faisal

The Naked Truth, slightly garbled

 

Barnaby Joyce isn't fiddling around in fallen angel Gina Rinehart's back pocket.

So says the Supreme Council of Virtual Space (Qld division)

 The Iranian Supreme Council won't like this, revolutionary bare breasts storming Heidi Klum's kitsch beauty contest

Like Tony Windsor says, "breastfeed revolution, even in Tamworth"

Tom Waterhouse

A thoroughbred. With bloodlines like his what else could we expect?

An empty-eyed Modigliani with a hairy neck?

Lavrov- Kerry Romance

 

Kerry of the Undead and the Abominable Nyet-man getting it on?

 

Only if it's in the interests of Exxon and Gazprom

 

don't fuck with the KGB(or the FSB)

[note overtight suit like in a good spy-novel]

Today I do not wrestle tiger

Instead I summon this fool secretary of state Kerry... I keep him waiting several hours, but then his own CIA is sabotaging his peace proposals.

So funny, my head expand like Soviet weather balloon

Putin spanks the UK

The Russian president gets a special grip on David Cameron's liberal core

"I do not wrestle with tiger today"

Osborne observes

"I'm sorry Dave. I can't let you do that, Dave"

David Cameron

(neo-infantile gurgles)

The Osborne-Gove Chimera

 

It has many heads, but the policy all comes from the same place

The pope In a North Korean alternative universe

 

Unspeakable fantasies - Pope George Pell

 

Kim Jong-Uhuru protects his child soldiers with the threat of nuclear destruction and Mutually Assured Dogma

Secret Police Lover

Mark Jenner of the London Metropolitan police Special Demostration Squad who lived in a four year relationship while undercover infiltrating protest groups.

Like Mark Kennedy and another horny cop with a van (the MO)

Merde-Hokel

 

Forget Sarkozy, baby, now we are in the Merde together

Usurio, I presume

 

Usurio of Lloyds at the Bankers' Cabal. Is that Lord HSBC beside him?

Beauty contest

 

Taro Aso emerging from the crypt to assume his seat in cabinet

In Japan the LDP have returned from the dead

 

Over in Great Britain, the unspeakably undead Michael Gove

These are the contestants, take your pick

Hate Speech Engine

Is it an idiot lord somehow transported from Restoration Blackadder

No, it's Geert Wilders (I'm not so sure actually) on an incendiary speaking tour - cause at home the Dutch know his party suck-,  carrying his weapon against Islam with him

He must be Obeid!

Heads will roll, down at ICAC. Former minister for mines -Ian MacDonald's head is spinning. No more brothels! no more LUNCH! Directly to gaol!

Down on Eddie Obeid's farm, some ministers were more equal than others.

"Let me do the talking" - he's as brazen as ever in the witness box - "all a misunderstanding - a little accountancy to avoid people's envy, that's all"

Valiant Prince Hal

 

 This guy never hides in a bunker. It's Prince Harry, in a Budgie the helicopter Christmas special

I'm a warrior, and a deep thinker - I'm into game theory. I think my brother might be jealous.

Not to mention, pretty good wiv me thumbs

 

 

check those lovely bombs

 

Over in Las Vegas, Harry is remembered at the strip billiards world championship

UK coalition - a marriage made in Heaven

 

"Do what I say Bitch": Dave Cameron and Nick "I'm teddible" Clegg have a lovers' tiff

 

No need for these gay bishops to live in sin. Tony Blair will make honest men of them

 

Jar of Clegg  - souvenir of 2012

 

Nick Clegg, doctor of divinity, opens up on his personal life:

"Some days when we're bored we have teddible rows, then we kiss and make up - what a love life!"

Lifestyle of a Welfare Queen

Jenny Macklin, fresh from Andrew Robb's hair transplant surgeon (is she the donor?) is now stealing Hairshirt Harry's standup material

$35 a day is for welfare queens

I could live on $5 a day

housing - got one thanks

transport - Comcar etc - $0 a day

food - plenty of that in this place

Communications  -got my ministerial mobile

$5 a day is plenty for toys for thekids